Mama went outside to get in the car and go to work–without him.
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Because I cannot open my penis (?!)
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I predict the child will outgrow the desire to do this fairly soon.
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Mum removed the arm I was using as a pillow
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You removed her arm? Oh your arm.
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I never ever get to pick the TV show, despite having picked it yesterday. Rather, I’ll claim I don’t even LIKE superwings, despite it being my all time favorite.
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Not crying but existential crisis: $29 dollars is very far away from $200 dollars.
After briefly talking about money last year for school, today we counted up all the money in his piggy bank and then looked at the cheapest computers at Target (he saw one there ages ago and latched onto the idea of buying one) …and then I printed out two hundreds charts and colored it in to show how much money he actually has. Legos have been presented as an alternative.
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Ouch. That is very hard big learning
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Because Mama took away the notebook she was writing in so he couldn’t watch (because he put his elbows in the way).
Because he wants rice cakes.
Because he wants goldfish.
Because the goldfish need to go back.
(Probably because he’s been working very hard at potty training all weekend and needs a nap.)
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Want the blue cup.
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Mum was wearing a bathrobe when I wanted a feed
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Mom sat me on her lap to unhook her bra when she knew I wanted to eat. She should have figured out a way to let me eat through her shirt + bra.
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I wanted to have a picnic lunch. Not in the front yard, in the back yard. But the back yard isn’t really our yard, it’s the beach so we need to pack for the beach. No I was going to go down the stairs first. Take the food back upstairs and this time I’ll carry it myself. No I was going to go back up the stairs first not you. No dad doesn’t have a zoom meeting in 10 minutes, we are at the beach. WHAT?! WHY DID MUM START EATING??? I DIDNT SAY IT WAS TIME TO EAT!!
“I just can’t keep living this way” 
We are at the end of an illness that came after a week of lockdown. I think that is what it was really about.
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Mum kept offering milk when I wanted real food, how could she not know I wanted it when I could smell the caramelised pumpkin she just cooked for everyone else? Then she wouldn’t let me keep eating as much of my pumpkin and banana as I wanted, because I’m almost 5 months old and the food is supposed to be for flavour not replacing nutrition just yet.
I may have a foodie on my hands.
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Because mum was putting me to bed upstairs and my cousins are sleeping over downstairs
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Because I deliberately colored on my leg with mom’s green pen, and now I have green lines on my leg and they won’t go away when I rub them
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Because the season is changing and the sunbeam is not where it’s supposed to be right now.
-Lil Bug (she’s a cat)
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Because I woke up and the outside foam blocks were inside (even though he’d helped clean them yesterday to bring them inside.)
Trying to make a poor mans Nook/nugget play couch using things we already have.
Change is hard for a 3 year old. So far this morning it’s been hard work.
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brush:lion:brush
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I really need a “why is my child raging/screaming” thread 
it would apply far more often.
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