Why are you crying?

And not just hungry, but obsessively hungry. Craving. Cannot think of anything in existence beyond this one item.

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Lie down on the floor in front of the fridge hungry?

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Mum doesn’t know what the Olympic diving board is made from.

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Yep, that’s the one!

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Boy PDM was watching the synchronised diving and cheered “my one won” after a dive. He thought it was a race to the water. He also kept asking during the various cycling races “where are they going?”. The Olympics doesn’t make a lot of sense to be honest.

I also want to say wood? But then that seems too simple? And maybe it’s some kind of high tech composite material?

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From Wikipedia (which you may have looked up by now)
Modern springboards are made out of a single-piece extrusion of aircraft-grade aluminum. The Maxiflex Model B, the board used in all major competitive diving events,[1] is made out of such aluminum, and is heat treated for a yield strength of 340,000 kPa (49,000 psi). The slip-resistant surface of the board is created using an epoxy resin, finished with a laminate of flint silica and alumina in between the top coats of resin. This thermal-cured resin is aqua-colored to match the water of a clean pool.[2]

So they’re made out of the same thing as airplane wings!

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I was just looking it up. I wouldn’t have guessed aluminum.

Pikelet now responds to me looking up things she has asked me with “I didn’t ask google, I asked you” :neutral_face:.

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Ooo, I would not respond well to that. That sounds like a declaration of war, child. Find out how often mommy doesn’t know stuff now, even if I normally would. (I have not had coffee yet, I might be less petty with caffeine. Might.)

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Daddy wouldn’t just pour cereal on the counter to eat. He insisted I had to put the cereal in a bowl!

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“Knowing how to find information is more important than knowing information, because over time we can forget what we’ve learned. Also, it’s always a good idea to check to make sure you’re right, or things haven’t changed” :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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She is absolutely taking the opportunity to throw back at me a line we use on her :pensive::joy:

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Mom wiped my nose and “I want my snot”

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Mom offered me some of her food I was pointing at.

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Mama went in the bathroom and locked the doors.

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Mom went back upstairs to work. We have this meltdown about 10x per day.

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He has to do to kindy. I feel like we’ve just moved the crying about going forward so he does it at home in anticipation instead of at kindy when drop off actually happens.

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Because he doesn’t want to be an adult.

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That seems reasonable.

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“Your grandma is going to miss out on Christmas” (she died 10 years before Pikelet was born…)

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“Because my seat doesn’t face backwards like the baby’s.”

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