I’ve heard of eating packaged ramen noodles, but never actual dry pasta.
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My husband does this too! And my toddler eats eggos and raisin bread straight from the freezer. She will not let me heat or toast or put butter on them.
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Yes! Puglet eats bread from the freezer “NO HEAT UP MOMMA!!!”
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Latte is a big fan of still frozen blueberries (we do the tiny wild ones from TJs so it’s not a choking hazard) and frozen pea and carrot mix.
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The frozen blueberries sound amazing! The peas and carrots…not so much. 
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Oh and she also likes frozen corn.
Who am I to argue? Makes life way easier getting some sort of fruit or veg on her plate every meal LOL
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Daughter has only ever eaten peas in when they are frozen! This has not changed and she is now 14. She said when she was little that eating them frozen almost makes it like eating ice cream instead of vegetables.
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I would not let her put her hand into the toilet.
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Good job, mom.
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Mom suggested I go potty at daycare instead of at home. (As we were pulling into the daycare parking lot.)
I do not use the daycare toilet.
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We had the most stereotypical toddler conversation this morning.
“Want some applesauce.”
“OK, I’ll get you some applesauce. Let me find you a bowl. … Your applesauce is on the table!”
(crying) “Want applesauce in the orange bowl!”
“Your orange bowl is dirty. I got you a clear bowl.”
“Want a blue spoon!”
“OK, I’ll clean your blue spoon.” (takes it out of the sink)
(more crying) “Blue spoon back! Blue spoon BACK! Want a yellow spoon!”
He did eat the applesauce out of the clear bowl (actually a takeout container) with the yellow spoon.
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I put the square magnetile with the other square magnetiles.
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She successfully put her leg into shorts. That she picked.
ETA not only did she cry, she then bit the shorts.
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Because I didn’t get the star shape slinky in pass the parcel at a 5th birthday party two months ago 
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There was no trash truck when she looked out the window.
Daddy touched her wagon.
The dog licked the gate.
She woke up from her nap.
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My dad brought over a plastic trash truck last week, I’m not ready for trash truck tears yet (but luckily they come on Fridays mid-day and can’t be seen from our living room window 
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It’s this one if you want to feed the obsession: https://www.greentoys.com/products/mickey-mouse-friends-shape-sorter-truck
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We just bought that too! Well a very similar one that’s green color It was on sale last week haha. We LOVE the green toys vehicles. She already has the dump truck and the airplane. She also has their pull along wagon.
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Because Mama was trying to get shit done instead of take me for my nap and I refused to nap in the carrier. Boob naps only. (Also her sinuses are full of snot, poor dear)
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Because my tummy wants ice cream in a cone but I told it there’s no ice cream but I really want it so bad.
Can I have ice cream in a bowl?
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Yeah, we get this now. I’m hungry. I’m only hungry for X.
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