I did two procrastination jobs today. Thats enough, right?
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I ate my leftovers instead of getting delivery food. 
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gold star!
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I went to a drugstore and found anything on my list—and didn’t buy anything that wasn’t in my list. Even discount Easter chocolate.
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I’m glad any tariffs are removed or lessened, but jeebus just stop f#cking around.
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Typical manipulative narcissist shit. The idea is to make and keep us all grateful to him for any tiny hint of normalcy in our lives. That’s a big part of the random bullshit campaign.
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Just activated an offer for 0.9% interest on purchases made from 5/1/25 thru 10/31/25 on my credit card. Wasn’t planning any big purchases but you never know what might happen.
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There was a Baltimore Oriole at my feeder today! I don’t really get pretty birds so I was very happy to see him.
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Two of my slowest growing house plants that never seem to do anything are finally getting new leaves!! I’m definitely not obsessively checking them every couple of hours or anything 
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ours too! We hadn’t seen one … well I don’t think ever actually, at this house
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My grandma gets these a lot–she puts out watered down grape jelly. I guess they love that!
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I saw one last year so I ran right out and got the special feeder and grape jelly and oranges. I never saw them again. 
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Hah! My grandma just puts the jelly on a plastic plate 
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TV: glued a magnet back together
TC: super glue on my fingers
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Got Wordle in two. I am a genius.
Wordle 1,414 2/6
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Did I ever mention that for the first many days my first word was query and then I decided to use a different first word AND THE WORD WAS QUERY I was so mad.
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I would be so mad too! I have one word I usually use first and two words I might use second, I’m paranoid to change them because I feel like the day I change it up is when the word will be one of those.
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I just used “poncy” as a guess and it made me giggle.
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it’s 60 and raining in May. Last year it was 90 on this day!
Also I was annoyed that my internet bill kept going up, while they advertised a $15/month cheaper price on the site. I chatted with someone for 5 min and got my bill lowered to the new cheap price without even threatening to cancel
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After finishing a mini kitchen remodel, the new exhaust vent didn’t quite fit the cabinet so the lights are kinda angled and look weird to me so I never use them.
A few days ago, I remembered that I had received a package from Amazon that wasn’t mine and Amazon just told me to keep it – it was magnetic motion sensor cabinet lights!
They’ve been sitting in a box in my closet for at least a year maybe two. Yay win!!
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