Tiny Complaints

HaH · May 18, 2019, 4:24am

No macarons at the cake stall I visited this morning.

LadyDuck · May 18, 2019, 5:26am

I apologize for my excellent dude and myself who don’t wear our rings ever

My complaint is all the crap and crazy nutcase options on my voting slip.

Bracken_Joy · May 18, 2019, 1:22pm

Ah. Then I apologize for my husband. He can’t wear his ring at work, or when he works out, and we’re too cheap to buy those weird silicon ones. So he just ends up rarely wearing it. Really just when we go out to dinner.

Smacky · May 18, 2019, 1:27pm

Daisy the big idiot stepped on my abdomen and caused much pain. Now she’s sad that I yelled at her and I’m comforting her.

CalBal · May 18, 2019, 2:22pm

OH MY GOD, Doggo woke me up at SIX A M. It’s better than poop or pee in the house, but SIX A M!

JanetJackson · May 18, 2019, 3:33pm

I know- I was so sad to hear this.

AmandaS1989 · May 18, 2019, 4:17pm

Made it to the dealership early enough to be third in line to get my oil changed. Dealer couldn’t change my oil since the power was out and not scheduled to be back on until after they close.

Elle · May 18, 2019, 9:40pm

I have shingles. I hate shingles. Also many related complaints.

AmandaS1989 · May 18, 2019, 9:48pm

Hope you feel better soon

JanetJackson · May 18, 2019, 11:19pm

I had a nice interaction with a unique looking small bird in my yard early this morning and this evening I found him dead in my yard without his head.
Please don’t give me a “nature is metal” lecture, I understand that these things happen and this is how it all works … but it still stinks. He was a very precious cute little dude.

It is sad and also makes me anxious …
Where is his head?

Is my dog going to pick it up in her mouth and I’m going to have to remove it with my hands?
Am I going to step on it unexpectedly in my bare feet?
Am I going to… oh God, am I going to mow over it?

anomalily · May 18, 2019, 11:30pm

Oh noooo that’s terrible.

Elle · May 18, 2019, 11:31pm

Ugh. That is very very sad. I think that you are unlikely to find his head. It is probably in his murderer’s belly.

Elle · May 18, 2019, 11:32pm

It hurts to play on my. Phone. I’m too tired for anything else and not tired enough to sleep

Smacky · May 18, 2019, 11:36pm

Elle has shingles and I hate it.

JanetJackson · May 19, 2019, 12:29am

I’m so sorry!

Cereal · May 19, 2019, 1:46am

This seems like an at least medium-sized complaint. Sorry, JJ.

Bracken_Joy · May 19, 2019, 3:04am

Alas a very common house cat tactic is to just eat the head most of them aren’t doing it for nutrition, just the hunting behavior. So… upside I guess is you’re unlikely to find the head and that is a very sad complaint, I’m sorry. I hate losing bird and squirrel friends like that.

My tiny complaint today is just weird pregnancy aches and pains- weird lightening zaps in my boobs and round ligament pain and my pelvis is no longer stitched together properly. It makes me feel like a rather poorly assembles marionette. (And yes, I am delighted and grateful to be pregnant. That doesn’t mean parts of it aren’t uncomfortable).

Smacky · May 19, 2019, 3:12am

I have a new complaint.

We live in a world where JJ felt silly for being sad about a dead bird.*
Birds are lovely and wonderful. This particular bird enhanced JJ’s life. Being sad is normal and appropriate.

*If silly isn’t the word for your feeling, please correct or ignore me. I don’t want to misrepresent you.

LadyDuck · May 19, 2019, 4:44am

What? Noooooo shingles sucks so much. My weird recommendation is honey. Just live in a vat of honey for a month.

Greyweld · May 19, 2019, 5:04am

I changed my last name and it feels super fucking weird, even though I have always disliked my maiden name.