100% agreed. It’s finally dead to me.
I tried to make my kids watch Clueless and neither of them understand that it’s a classic. They both preferred to do chores.
Tiny victories: my kids are doing chores while I watch Clueless.
Please let me know if good alternatives where I can buy the software outright. I’ve got time to learn new software now…
I was saving a brick of cream cheese to make dessert for work. It is best before this week. I have no idea what to make with my current pantry if it is just me eating it.
I went to the pharmacy and the grocery store and it was all very anxiety inducing and just as I’m about to head to the checkouts someone starts hitting on me and when doing so is like WAY up in my personal space.
DUDE THERE’S A PANDEMIC. Fork.
Since the gym is obviously out, I found a YouTube workout I thought I could follow…no sudden move changes, no dancing. NOPE. It was like a flashback to trying to do the Jane Fonda VHS workout with my mother in 1982. I lost my place and tripped over my feet and generally looked like a three-legged giraffe learning to walk. Plus, apparently it’s not just coordination keeping me from doing jumping jacks anymore.
Summary
I also need to be wearing a diaper if I’m gonna jump that much.
If you search for low impact 15 minute workout there’s one that is tough but I don’t die…or didn’t, historically…
I shall look for it!
I edited for the link!
People are arguing with me on social media that our state is not Shelter in Place.
I'mma yell now
I’M A GOVERNMENT WORKER AND YOU IDIOTS ARE GOING TO KILL US AND THE GOVERNOR SAID ENFORCEABLE BY LAW WHICH = SHELTER IN PLACE
Okay, done yelling.
That looks perfect. I’m 100% trying it tomorrow.
I coughed weirdly last night and pulled something in my back, so now I can’t really move without shooting pain
Everyone talking about all this extra time they have now to binge watch tv or whatever while I have an extrovert small child who is coping very well overall* but I feel like I have even less free time than I did before. At work I could step outside and have five minutes to myself. If I step out of my office now I have to be Mom because Kiddo will definitely notice me emerging. Even if I stay in my office sometimes he just comes in and wants to play his tablet on the floor next to me (with commentary. So much commentary.) And overall he really is being good so I hate to say he has to spend even less time with us/more time alone. But OMFG I need some alone time.
*blessedly he has very little awareness of the world at large and just things it’s an odd new thing that he’s not going to day care any more and mom and dad work from home
Are you in the DMV area? It’s cool if you don’t want to announce where you live, I’m just in the DMV area and very confused about what we are supposed to be doing. Ugh
Probably not because I don’t know what the DMV area is?
Nah, I don’t mind people knowing my general area, I’m in Olympia, WA now.
Word. Sorry! DMV = DC, Maryland, Virginia
I know I slept like garbage, but my Fitbit thinks I slept just fine.
Oh right, yeah! I’m in the other Washington haha.
Hi, neighbor!
Hi!! You’re hunkering down solo too, right?
Or am I mistaken?