I don’t want to get up from my cosy chair and get ready for the day, even though the reason why I need to get up and get ready is so I can go to a lovely breakfast out with the in-laws.
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Either running or avocados make me break out and I don’t want to give up either.
Also I’ve been exercising a lot but exercise makes me super hungry.
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I put on a face mask and the cat got on my lap 3 minutes before I am supposed to take it off
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I have to go to a really fun wedding and hang with my in-laws that I like and get a toddler free evening, but I want to garden and stay in my PJs all afternoon.
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My car got broken into for the third time this month. Upon closer inspection, the locks aren’t working. Now I have to learn how to fix car locks.
At least nothing was taken. Each time all they get is the $1 coin for shopping carts and my gum. But still.
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A muscle in my thigh has been twitching on and off for like a fucking week.
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Cut that fucker off.
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I have so many journals I normally keep up on, and I’m too tired to keep up on pretty much any of them right now =(
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I have my period. I am BLEEDING from my VAGINA! What is this shit?!
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Meanwhile, my body is trolling me and failing to begin the monthly ritual sacrifice. It’s waiting for my meeting with my supervisors tomorrow so that it can spring cramps and fatigue on me, I’m sure of it.
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I’m in this exact boat.
BODY IT’S THE BEGNINNG OF THE MONTH. STOP DRAGGING THIS OUT.
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I don’t have a headache right now but I have pressure in the headache spot. Can it be a headache so I can take something, or just go away, please?
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Everything I want to eat right now, I’m not supposed to eat 
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I am still sick despite convincing myself I would be 100% this morning.
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It seems like literally everyone is sick lately.
I mean, i’m not actually surprised. I’m immunsupressed, I crossed the international date line last week, spent 18 hours on planes, 40+ hours in airports and train stations, and the last 2 hours of my travel was seated right next to someone who was hacking up a lung the entire flight.
So yea, 0% surprised.
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I made myself two salads to eat. However, I’m at home, and I have ramen in the cupboard, and for some reason I would really rather eat that.
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I need to remember how to use my diva cup again 
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I have the worst keto breath right now. The inside of my mouth is offensive to my own tongue.
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When I put the fish sticks into the oven, I wanted them. Now there’s 10 mins left on the cook time, and I’m not sure I want them anymore
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