Tiny Complaints

I have a headache

I should probably take some acetaminophen

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I still have a cold :sob:

My period is due any day now. Apparently this forum has synced all our cycles?!

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My new phone arrived, but I still don’t have a SIM of the correct size to use it. That requires going to a place in person. BOOOO!

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My new phone arrived and my old SIM is way too small, but I made it work. Can you just wiggle it around a lot?

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Toddler is super grumpy. Why you gotta grump, child?

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My old SIM is way too big…so, no, you can’t just force it in. (“That’s what.” - She)

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My electricity had to be turned off for something to do with the solar installation (this Friday!!) and it turns out I really like electricity.

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Thank you for that.

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You can get a SIM cutter from the phone store if you don’t have one (because you’re not someone who swaps out sims in their household on a bi-weekly basis, like me lol). They’ll just let you use it, you don’t have to buy it. It’ll cut it to the perfect new shape for you.

NOW I HAVE MY PERIOD TOO. You people made this happen, somehow.

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Mine is still MIA. I’m thoroughly amused by our forum cycle sync.

I’m so tired I think I’m gonna fall asleep upright while walking. I’m full of warm soy milk and cocoa, which may be a contributing factor.

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My alarm didn’t go off this morning, so I had a panicked first half hour of my day. It has settled down, but that’s a graph way to start a day.
Rhyming unintended.

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ARE WE ALL SOMEHOW SYNCED?

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raises hand I’m in the coordinated forum menstruation club.

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I mean, mine is due today or tomorrow at the latest, so I’m a touch off.
But damn.
o_O;;

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Yeah, I’m not actively bleeding yet, but I have telltale cramps and back pain and generalized desire to glare at others.

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It’s not one of my days off. This causes displeasure.

Daisy just puked everywhere. I cleaned it up. Now she wants to know when I will replace her lost stomach contents with fresh food.

WASTE NOT WANT NOT, BITCH.

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Guy, there are roughly 25,025,000 million women between the ages of 18 and 65 in the world.* The average cycle is 28 days. There are many, many, many people who are in sync. IT’S NOT MAGIC.

This tiny pedantic complain brought to you by the letter M.

25% of pop < 18, and 10% of pop > 65 means 65%/2 = 32.5%*7.7b = 25m.

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:stuck_out_tongue:
Let us have our joy.

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