I feel you. I saw my bathing suits in my dresser drawer the other day and almost started crying. A summer with no swimming??? I hope not. And where you are cooling off in a pool is really needed.
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If the swelling is getting worse, I would be worried. But the color changing in the bruise seems normal.
Icing and massage can help healing
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I managed to hurt my shoulder while laying on the floor.
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I ate too much homemade icing and now my stomach hurts. Is not fair, I stuck most of the leftovers in droplet on waxed paper in the freezer for pastille candies. But I had to clean up after myself, didn’t I?
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I shared the leftover icing with my kids. It was a lot. I am both pleased and ill. Solidarity.
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I have no icing to eat.
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Me neither. I ate Pringles instead. An entire can. That was my dinner. So while I had no icing, I can commiserate with the icing over eaters.
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I discovered tonight that I really need to bleach first (which I am not skilled enough to do myself, also my hair responds to bleaching by falling out) if blue dye is going to take properly. I do not know exactly what color my roots and most of my bangs are, at present. Sort of a brownish teal? Ugh.
Oh well, no one but Boyfriend ever sees me.
I miss my fucking hairstylist. 
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Follow up complaint: I have no pringles chips.
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I didn’t have any icing either, which is why I made it. Beat 2.5 cups confectioner’s sugar into 3 tablespoons near-boiling water (or coffee), a little at a time, until smooth and fluffy. You could probably use a mixer, but I just used a spoon. If you don’t have any confectioner’s sugar, out regular sugar in a blender or food processor until it’s a fine powder, then proceed.
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My recipe is similar: 1 cup icing sugar, 3 tbs cocoa powder, 3 tbs veg oil, a dash of vanilla. Mix them all up until it’s a thick paste then add hot water or espresso a tiny bit at a time until it transforms into smooth, lovely icing.
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I really like the way you think.
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My tiny complaint is that apparently not everyone knows that icing tastes a million times better with butter in it. Butter. Add butter.
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I’ve never made icing but my partner’s Very British Granddad agrees with you completely.
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Buttercream icing is better but takes more effort.
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My dad isn’t able to find a specific photo of me from probably grade 4 that would be really useful for a presentation deck I’m putting together.
Do I instead use the photo of me in front of a Commodore 64 with 'Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" on the monitor and pretend it’s not a video game?
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In the leadup to my period I had zero cramps.
My period arrived and now I have BAD cramps.
Who approved this?
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NO CRAMPS BAD UTERUS CALM THE F* DOWN.
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