Tiny Complaints

I ate too much homemade icing and now my stomach hurts. Is not fair, I stuck most of the leftovers in droplet on waxed paper in the freezer for pastille candies. But I had to clean up after myself, didn’t I?

10 Likes

I shared the leftover icing with my kids. It was a lot. I am both pleased and ill. Solidarity.

5 Likes

I have no icing to eat.

5 Likes

Me neither. I ate Pringles instead. An entire can. That was my dinner. So while I had no icing, I can commiserate with the icing over eaters.

8 Likes

I discovered tonight that I really need to bleach first (which I am not skilled enough to do myself, also my hair responds to bleaching by falling out) if blue dye is going to take properly. I do not know exactly what color my roots and most of my bangs are, at present. Sort of a brownish teal? Ugh.

Oh well, no one but Boyfriend ever sees me.

I miss my fucking hairstylist. :sob:

2 Likes

Follow up complaint: I have no pringles chips.

3 Likes

I didn’t have any icing either, which is why I made it. Beat 2.5 cups confectioner’s sugar into 3 tablespoons near-boiling water (or coffee), a little at a time, until smooth and fluffy. You could probably use a mixer, but I just used a spoon. If you don’t have any confectioner’s sugar, out regular sugar in a blender or food processor until it’s a fine powder, then proceed.

2 Likes

My recipe is similar: 1 cup icing sugar, 3 tbs cocoa powder, 3 tbs veg oil, a dash of vanilla. Mix them all up until it’s a thick paste then add hot water or espresso a tiny bit at a time until it transforms into smooth, lovely icing.

2 Likes

I really like the way you think.

1 Like

My tiny complaint is that apparently not everyone knows that icing tastes a million times better with butter in it. Butter. Add butter.

5 Likes

I’ve never made icing but my partner’s Very British Granddad agrees with you completely.

2 Likes

Buttercream icing is better but takes more effort.

3 Likes

My dad isn’t able to find a specific photo of me from probably grade 4 that would be really useful for a presentation deck I’m putting together.

Do I instead use the photo of me in front of a Commodore 64 with 'Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" on the monitor and pretend it’s not a video game?

8 Likes

In the leadup to my period I had zero cramps.

My period arrived and now I have BAD cramps.

Who approved this?

2 Likes

NO CRAMPS BAD UTERUS CALM THE F* DOWN.
:chocolate_bar: :chocolate_bar: :cake: :pill:

3 Likes

I think I need to see the picture to help with this question.

5 Likes

But I wonder if butter is the difference between icing (no butter) and frosting (butter).

At least in the US …

2 Likes

Buttercream icing requires butter, which is not available in stores here. Have some but couldn’t seem to justify using so much up. Anyway, this kind is good in a different way.

1 Like

We call it all icing.

I make icing without butter if I’m feeding someone who can’t have dairy. Otherwise: BUTTER TIME.

Maybe I’ll make cupcakes tomorrow after all this icing talk :laughing:

1 Like

I’m guessing grade 5 for this one because I wasn’t allowed to grow my hair until grade 4. My parents still have that wood paneling but the desk’s location is unknown.

As you can see, I was a very accomplished (experienced?) child stock photo model :slight_smile:

Summary

17 Likes