Joined ( investigated for legitimacy first- funded by the NIH, which is good enough for me in terms of data controls).
Raptor fits a lot of the needed parameters (as does Pickle, but I had to pick one). They would like electronic vet records if possible, but I’ll have to check if those exist.
She’s a contender for the Safety Third award too 
“I don’t always look like a smoke show, but when I do it’s while I’m seducing you on an actual stovetop.”
Three perfect pumpkins
Maybe they think it’s their mother.
I love the second to last one with her little high step 
She do a big steppy
What kind of duck is that? I don’t think we have those here.
Yeeeeeeeessssss we used to have those ducks in my old neighborhood and it was the best when the little fluffy babies showed up.
I think they’re Muscovy ducks.
That was my thought as well
Lap desk is the wrong height
And also occasionally mobile
(Visiting relatives, and he’s my buddy while everyone else is at work)
That is not your tiny neck kitten. I refuse to believe that.
So BIG! They grow up so fast
