Objects of Desire

Ears that don’t make weird noises inside my head trying to adjust the pressure.

Also pizza. I think it’s a good sign that I want pizza.

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Glad you found someone! I actually just applied yesterday to be a hair model (they’re looking for consistent models, not just one-offs) at a very very cute local salons apprentice program. :crossed_fingers:t3:

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One of those trays on which you have breakfast in bed. I don’t want to leave bed today.

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I mean, ikea has them for way cheaper than elsewhere. Just… in case you needed to know that :wink:

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Very expensive yarn.

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I want a personal trainer, at least one session. I’m so bad at intuitively understanding how to move my body.

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I have wanted to knit with bison fiber for forever, but cannot justify the cost. It is compared to cashmere and has to be hand collected in the spring when they shed. It is so lux. Want.

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There are bison farms around my city. Should I sneak onto them in the spring and gather you some bison wool?

Bison are easily angered and will cut a bitch. And they are huge. I might charge a lot for this service.

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Aluminium shutters on a sliding track to block the weather in my carport so it can be my laundry/ workspace.

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Yes. May be wiser to follow along behind (AT A SIGNIFICANT DISTANCE), catching furs lost to prickly bushes and the like. OR just not. At all.

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That’s how it’s done, actually. But I’ll say I’m risking my life so I can charge a lot for the service.

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Yeah, I was gonna say yes! But also NOOOOOO, because you would likely be murdered by a bison or a bison farmer protecting his very expensive product. :wink:

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:thinking:

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lol

But you forget about the farmer with his shotgun.

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Don’t hate on the clever marketing.

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You misunderstand. That is “watching and learning.”

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Carry on, young padwan.

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If this is anything like me putting blinds around my deck, it will turn into another playroom :roll_eyes:

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A basement. So much room for activities.

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This is OK as long as I can hang the washing above the play area. The car may become an issue.

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