I’m full on reading all y’all’s spoilers. 
Helps me decide how much I want to watch before skipping to the finale.
@AnneBeddingfeld What you said about Shake is what I was thinking in the resort episode.
His body language was very “fake it till you make it” which, c’mon dude she’s gorgeous.
I thought he seemed genuinely into her! Like when they saw each other at first I thought he really thought she was hot, and at the beginning of the resort too. I felt like he shifted when she kept making out with him in the pool and talking about having kids and being family at the exact same time. 
I was like GIRL, pump the breaks! But I still thought it was just a little bump they could get past!
I’m watching the finale now!!!
Nick and his match got married! I forget her name already, lol, but they seemed sweet and really happy. I think if they put in the effort they can make it work but IDK if they will. Def not a perfect love match.
Deepti says no!!! She tells Shake to his face in front of everyone that she deserves someone who knows for sure, and then she just walks out!!! I am so proud of her. He would have cheated ASAP if they got married. OMG the way he is reacting is soooo gross and immature. This, ladies, is why you never date a DJ.
Ok just intro-ing Natalie and Shayne. I find her so abrasive and rude, lol, and just kind of mean? I could never be with someone who had those tendencies. Shayne seems needy and like he drinks too much, but like a generally sweet guy (tho a little bit of a dummy). If I had to choose I’d rather be with him than her for sure. Apparently they had a fight the night prior so who knows what’ll happen…waiting…
Holy crap, he said I do. I’m kind of surprised! I feel like she’s going to suck all the fun out of his life, lol. Let’s see what she says. Woahhhh she says no! Well…that’s probably for the best, lol. They seem incompatible. Oh lord he was even being nice about her dumping him and now she wants more reassurance from him about whatever fight they had, even AFTER he said he needed some space. She just keeps pushing, lol, like you can’t publicly dump someone at the alter and then expect them to reassure you and tell you you’re great. At least she was smart enough to say no!
Mallory and Sal are up to bat! I’m genuinely not sure but I hope someone says no. I think she is not ready to be married at all to anyone and maybe isn’t attracted to him that much. I think he’s into her somewhat but not 100% and IDK if he’s ready for marriage either. It’s like they both believe the whole “no one is ever ready, everyone gets cold feet” thing which IMO is totally untrue and something that confuses people into settling.
Ewww they straightened her hair and then put a fake wave in it. I mean…maybe she wanted that but I hate when they do that to pretty natural curls. AND NO THIS ISN’T ABOUT MY HAIR TEXTURE BAGGAGE…why you would even make that assumption…I’m not sure. OHHHHHHH Sal said no. I knew it. Whew, I think these two dodged a bullet. She just bounces after he says no, which, fair.
Can we please a start a fan club for Shakes mom
Yes.
Nick are you SURE THO. But man. They actually pulled the trigger! Wow. With how sweaty he was I wasn’t sure climate versus nerves lol. But good on him for not letting fear of rejection (her being unsure) chase him off I guess! I hope their drama was all growing pains and it all calms down in daily life for them. I think they’re both good people at their heart, but he’s rigid and she has crippling self doubt issues. If they can balance that via good communication and growth together maybe they can make it long term 
OKAY SHAKE AND DEEPTI here we go oh man. I’m guessing yes. If one of them backs out I actually think it’ll be her. Let’s see.
Side bar: hell yes my child is napping.
Back to Shake angsting about not being lusty. (Which sucks for Deepti, but also I’ve been there with an ex and it’s SO HARD so I actually feel pretty bad for shake too on this. It’s not something you can force no matter how bad you want to, or at least, I couldn’t.) well so far no getting ready doubts sounds like. Season 1 some people never made it into the clothes IIRC.
Second side bar: I definitely need to keep my brain busy away from Life right now so this is good.
Okay now he’s waffling. Or at least is for the camera. TBD. Ooooh man what’s it gonna be. Awww he actually looks pretty struck by how pretty she looks.
OMG I WAS RIGHT. YES you get YOU girl. I’m a little shocked though still even though I called it. Ahh shake okay, cope with it however you need to.
Oh damn on to Natalie and Shayne. Think Shaina will alter crash? Oh damn, drunken night before wedding fight. Bail Natalie. Please Bail. Man it would suck to put on full wedding hair and makeup even if you were gonna say no lol.
Shayne’s “suck air through his teeth” noise is annoying.
I paused to make a burrito and it occurs to me that Deepti and Shake probably discussed and decided ahead of time and based on what he said he encouraged her to say no to HIM and honestly that’s a stand up move, I like that they stayed pretty classy to the end all things considered.
Back to Himbo: I wonder how different this show would be with no alcohol. So it sounds like Shayne is a yes and we’re waiting to see with Natalie? She’s gonna say no for sure. She doesn’t want this drama train I don’t think. But at the same time he’s so much like her dad, maybe she’ll go for it and have a relationship with her parents dynamic.
Wow he’s losing it up there. Okay, he pulled it together again. Now her turn. DUNDUN. Monologue with a big “BUT” implied. OH DAMN THERE IT IS.
Long range lens filming. Creepin creepin. Y’all still mic’d up. Oh man so much talking past each other. Oh DAMN getting more details of that fight. Oooohboy. He seems like he was caught off guard. This would be easier if you weren’t hung over I think.
Yes Natalie RELIEF. That tells you everything.
Oooh Mal and Sal. They’re using the hell out of that venue. I don’t have a guess on either of them. There’s so many ???s behind the scenes about Sal, I feel like we really don’t have full context.
Is she gonna say no? Is he gonna say no cuz he’s not sure if she’ll say no?
“Parents and brothers couldn’t make it” mmhmmmm not sure I believe that explanation. I think she’ll say no based on that but maybe I’m reading into it. Hmmm a past tense. I think they’re cutting it to make it seem less certain. I’m guessing she’ll be a no.
“Challenges with our jobs” I wish they went more into how their real lives do or don’t line up. I liked that in the first season. This one only had the scripted family type meetings. Not like the bar scene with the basketball player on S1 and all that. Okay now I’m thinking Sal is gonna say no, too. We’ll see.
Oh yeah there was no second group trip this time. wasn’t there a cabin trip in S1? Did that have a lot more episodes?
They’re saving Iyanna for last I feel like this might be super dramatic.
Back to MalSal. Holy fuck another 30 min in this episode. This is like a full movie! Ooooh DAMN twist. But they’re being pretty chill about it so far. Let’s see post runaway. BRide how this goes. Oh still being super civil. Which almost makes it more sad.
Okay posting it where I’m at because I don’t want to screw it up if Tot wakes up.
ETA this wasn’t supposed to be a reply.
Okay the final wedding. Unless I’m forgetting someone 
of shit I am, Kyle and Shaina! Lol.
Iyanna and Jarrette time. Previews seemed to imply she goes full runaway bride with her gown in a bag. TBD! Oh wow she’s STUNNING.
Okay so far they both seem pretty in on this. This is another big ??? One for me. I just don’t know. He’s still a partier and I worry for her. Oh damn maybe she will say no? It’ll kinda break my heart but probably the right call.
I am gonna be so bummed if Latte wakes up before this is over.
Okay her “truths” are super sweet and affirming. Maybe this will be another yes after all. Okay this is giving hard core yes vibes. Ooooh they drug that out on her reply WOW. Okay now Jer don’t break ANY of our hearts.
Hahaha okay they’re painfully adorable. I really hope their families and community support them through all this.
Wow surprise cut away to Natalie. And now Sal. I guess we’re doing a soulful recap now. Def implied her family disapproves.
Man I hope Deepti meets someone who knocks her fucking socks off after this.
Ok, Jarrett and Iyanna…gahhh I want it to work but I just don’t have faith in him. It bothers me that his sister as well as all of his guy friends say they either don’t think he’s the marrying kind period or that they don’t think he’s ready for marriage now (his sister said that earlier in the show). Like minutes before the wedding the sister is basically asking if he’s sure he can give up clubbing and stuff. I feel like if that’s even still on your radar it’s not going to work, especially since he’s also all about having kids and she wants to do grad school.
If they actually did get married I feel like she’d end up doing everything: working, having a baby, grad school, housework and he’d live the same lifestyle he’s always had (pursuing his dreams/interests, making decisions on his own, and partying). It was so telling that when she stayed in he still went out. I mean, if he were serious he could have cut out the partying out the second he found out he’d be on the show, or when he met her. But he kept going out 3-4 nights a week even when they lived together, and just promised he’d change? IDK girl. I like her too so I’m especially like “RUN! Don’t do it!!”
Haha. They both said yes! Well what do I know? Hopefully I’m wrong and they live happily ever after. They seem like they’re both good people. I just hope he’s good enough for her and is actually willing to give up the party life.
Ahhhhhh I’m on second to last episode, totally not reading spoilers.
But super cringe on Deepti’s white traditional Indian wedding attire… in Chinese and Indian culture, white is the color for funerals and that’s why the traditional wedding dresses are red. You wear a white Western wedding dress OR red traditional, but you don’t wear white traditional, it’s bad luck!!
Also, seriously but can these people not just say no at the altar and then just date after that? Guess the producers wouldn’t like that.
Shake: I had to fuck her emotionally before I fuck her physically. I had to find out if she’s good in “head” before finding out if she’s good in bed.
Classy, man.
That line reminded me of Gob from Arrested Development, “it’s like my heart is getting hard.”
I thought this was super cool. They all live in Chicago and getting to play on Wrigley Field has gotta be a legit dream for a lot of these guys.
OMG when Salvador almost hits a home run and is like “I’ve never played baseball” and then Shayne shows up in baseball pants and doesn’t hit a single ball
I skipped thru
Can someone tell em tldr why Natalie said no to Shayne? Shocked - and why Sal and Mal didn’t make it?
They had a huge fight the night before the wedding. Near as I can tell, Shayne was drunk and told her he had hated her and she was the worst thing ever to happen to him? But then took it back and thinks they just have stuff to work through. That’s how she sees it too apparently, that they need to work on their communication issues and stuff?
That one is harder. I think both were unsure still. They might keep dating and decide later? Her family is unsupportive. Idk.
Found on IG, no spoilers on this but I don’t know if she has any other posts with spoilers.
I laughed way too hard. (Video on third slide)
I’m so shocked you don’t like Natalie @allhat! Do you really think she’s rude? I always think she’s so gentle and sweet and knows the right thing tk say jahhaa
Oh damn! I kept skipping back and couldn’t find when they shared that part. That’s kinda bizarre for him to say that and then want to get married…
Shaina is gonna be sliding into his DMs, probably already there
I had to run to grab my phone off the charger to say
Fuck yeah Deeps!
Haha, that’s so funny! Yeah she really rubbed me the wrong way. Like her only jokes were cutting-down type jokes. A bit sour. And I just think, that’s what she says in front of people and in front of cameras! Mean streak IMO.