Why are you crying?

Because the pretzels in the tub are broken, and I only eat whole pretzels.

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one must have one’s standards

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Because he worked really hard to topple the kitchen trashcan, but it made a loud scary noise.

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Because the strawberries went back in the fridge.

And then because Dada was not doing bath tonight.

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Because she successfully jumped both her feet off the floor. :woman_shrugging:

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I’m really impressed with how mobile she is! My son still hasnt figured out the jumping bit. Zero interest. :joy:

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She is a TORNADO. She went down a playground slide fully independently (climbed up the structure and went down) before she could even walk. Her expressive language is a bit behind the curve, but I’m not too worried because I think she just pours all her focus into gross motor :joy:

Apparently the jumping was a bit TOO much for her though, because she jumped both feet off then just stood there for a second… then just sat down and cried? I can’t figure out what else would have made her cry in that situation. They barely came off and it was carpet though so I don’t think it hurt or anything. :woman_shrugging::woman_shrugging::woman_shrugging:

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Awww, existential crisis crying.

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Scared by her own success :joy:

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I mean, taking flight is a momentous event.

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Because it’s naptime and mom is lying on the floor of my room and I helpfully threw all my stuffed animals at her from the crib and now she won’t throw them back.

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Because she rolled onto her stomach and then realized she was in tummy time…again, and again and again. Eventually she just started protesting before and during the roll. :joy:

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The only thing worse than tummy time is putting YOURSELF there :joy:poor kid

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Because I put her mud smeared overalls into the laundry hamper.

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Rude! She worked hard to get that mud on there.

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Because mom said I can’t put my fingers in her mouth.

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Because Dad wouldn’t let me tickle his boobies.

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Mum told me not to throw the ball in the house so I looked her straight on the eyes and threw the ball. Mum took the ball off me and now I don’t have my ball.

And yesterday:

I misplaced my hair tie at kindy. No one knew why I was upset about it until finally the train station guard asked me about my day so I told him all about how my hair tie is magic and it can talk to me. When it’s rest time at kindy my hair tie grows arms and legs and dances so I don’t get bored. I love my hair tie and now it’s lost.

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Okay that is precious. Awwww.

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Because I wanna watch wreck it Ralph but it’s bath time also I’m covered in orange sauce

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