Why are you crying?

darlingpants · February 27, 2021, 11:09pm

This is very relatable

gardeningandgreen · February 27, 2021, 11:34pm

Because mom asked me what I wanted for supper.

chaskavitch · February 27, 2021, 11:57pm

Because I’m watching a movie and I haven’t blinked in 3 minutes.

noitsbecky · February 28, 2021, 3:22am

Because I said her phone my go away forever if she didn’t do her school work.

AnneBeddingfeld · February 28, 2021, 5:02am

“moooooooon, wahhhhhhhh”

Translated “I want to look at the moon in the skylight but the moon is too low on the horizon so I can’t see it”

Bracken_Joy · February 28, 2021, 2:56pm

Because grandma brought a tickle me Elmo from 1981 to visit and it makes noise and it is TERRIFYING. And now anytime I see it as it gets moved around the house, even silently, I SOB. Or cling to mom and quake in fear.

rural · February 28, 2021, 4:26pm

Those things are actually pretty horrifying.

anon51297825 · February 28, 2021, 4:28pm

Because mom is sweeping and I want to sweep.

(I thought he was scared of the vacuum so I got the broom out again. Apparently he just wants to clean, not me)

PDM · March 1, 2021, 7:28am

Because I couldn’t build a dulplo house big enough for him to get into.

noitsbecky · March 1, 2021, 7:47am

Elle · March 1, 2021, 5:04pm

Time to buy more duplo!

Meowkins · March 2, 2021, 4:11pm

Be better, dad

Elle · March 2, 2021, 7:41pm

Everything. Mama is so wrong

Pancakes · March 2, 2021, 11:47pm

My grandparents gave me a paper crown which ripped and mum taped it back together and it ripped again and mum tried to explain how paper crowns don’t last forever and that the high humidity environment we live in compromises the integrity of paper, so I suggested she cancel the humidity and she said she can’t. Why can’t she? Waaaaaaa.

gardeningandgreen · March 3, 2021, 12:32am

Because she realized once we got home from our walk that we forgot to take her milk with on the walk. Mind you the milk was now in her hand and she could drink it if she choose.

LadyDuck · March 3, 2021, 1:24am

Because Mum wouldn’t make me a strawberry jam sandwich like the kids on the show I was watching. She made me go to kindy.

Bracken_Joy · March 3, 2021, 4:42am

Peak. Peak toddler.

chaskavitch · March 5, 2021, 7:33pm

Because I can’t magically make a new pot that he can’t break (is plastic, not ceramic), but that is also lots of pretty colors and only has one hole in it so dirt doesn’t fall out and is “big enough”.

We have LITERALLY 100 pots in our potting shed, and he doesn’t want any of them.

anon51297825 · March 5, 2021, 7:45pm

Because I don’t want to wear the yellow jacket, I want to wear the blue one. But the blue one is blue, not yellow, and I want it to be yellow.

Everything should be yellow.

Bracken_Joy · March 6, 2021, 7:14pm

Because the cow magnet sticks to the metal mint tin.