Yeah this is why I stopped watching & reading about movies and stories like that because dude my brain doesn’t need more ideas. I highly recommend a fluffy romance or similar until you pass out.
Because I laid down on the couch after work and promptly fell asleep for 6 hours, and now it’s 2am and I’m wide awake. This is not a good start to the weekend…
Because two hours of sleep and one stress dream are good enough? 11:30 and I’m fully awake, wtf. Moved to couch, took melatonin. Unfortunately phone only has 30-something percent battery so I should quit internetting.
A barred owl started signing the song of it’s people at 4:30am. It’s now 4:47 so I’ve been fantasizing about cutting down every tree on the vicinity for 17 minutes. Wouldn’t work anyway, it would just sit on top of a fence or street light instead and continue to be loud AF.
Fuck you owl, this is why we’re destroying your habitat
This fucker right here. Look at dem toes though. I was very tempted to go outside and figure out which tree it was in but didn’t want it to decide to land on my head or something in retribution. Beak doesn’t even need to get involved.
I moved out to the couch (I could still hear it out there) and ended up listening to a podcast. There was a Throughline episode titled The Spotted Owl that was about the endangered species act and old growth forests. I’m not sure the episode had any owl calls in it. Or maybe they were drowned out by my local wildlife.
Omg it is so freaking cute I love it.
I dared to pee at 3:50 then I couldn’t get comfortable. Damnit body why did you keep making pee, we could still be asleep instead.
Child had to pee at 330, just into our room at full volume to use our toilet then asked where I was because I wasn’t engaging in the conversation