It’s a shit team.
Sorry for the crappy pun.
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Must not be a baseball team, because otherwise we’d be champions with all the runs we get.
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We should change the subject before people tell us to quit our bellyaching.
But I like to talk about stomach acid. It comes up all the time.
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Oliver has chosen my chest and shoulder as the place to chew his beef cheek chew tonight. Many attempts have been made to dissuade him but he is determined. So gross and smelly 
I keep telling him he’s lucky I really really love him
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Hurt my hand via overwork and have to bail on a bowling event I wanted to go to 
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I got into bed last night, and laid down on something cold and wet.
It was a hairball.
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Yep - but they LOVE you.
Covering for a couple managers this week (local schools out for spring break) and am about to go into another review session with the chronic mansplainer. Sir, if I wrote it, I probably don’t need it explained. I certainly don’t need it explained incorrectly.
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Our solar panels are installed but we aren’t allowed to turn them on for WEEKS because they need to be inspected by the town and then, separately, approved by the electric company. Booooo!
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Perhaps if you said exactly this things would improve?
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Even if they didn’t, it’d be funny.
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Oh, I have. And when the reply is “No, that’s not what I’m doing” I have quoted his own texts (shared screen). Lots of blustering, no useful changes.
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But I LOVE that you call him out on this.
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Gap’s new fabric for their ‘modern t’ line feels weirdly tech, and not the nice thick fabric it has been the last 3-4 years.
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I defeated laundry mountain… and then emptied the dryer 
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I need to get out of bed but I’m all cozy.
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Phew I had the same feelings today. Why are my blankets SO warm & perfect?
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It’s 37 degrees out and cold air is coming up through the floor.
Our mortgage company really messed up and didn’t send the check for our home insurance, and we got a letter last week telling us that our insurance lapsed a month ago! We haven’t made any changes recently but they said the “header” and 5 digit code sent by the insurance company was not correct and that we should have received a letter telling us to get it corrected, but there’s no such letter in our account.
Marmalade called in a week ago and the mortgage company sent out a check right away despite saying they still didn’t have the correct code. Our insurance says there’s a 60 day grace period but if something should happen it’s up to the adjustor to decide whether it’s covered. I’ll call back in another week and if they haven’t received the check by then I’ll just pay cash and get a refund later.
After all this is sorted I’m going to see if I can get rid of the escrow account on our mortgage. They screwed up so bad 
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Marmalade just told me that is not what they told him. They told him that we have no home insurance right now and the 60 days is to renew our insurance without going through underwriting again.
So I’m on the phone again to just pay the balance and get a refund later. Thank goodness we have enough money that we can do this and not have financial hardship.
And I can’t wait to cancel escrow.
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