There is no love island in Mexico, or other Canadian tv streaming. Just Netflix.
I have a long list of worries. I can’t do anything about them until I get home, but still they circle my brain.
Also there are no snacks and I want some.
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Update: i ate tomorrow’s grapefruit and it was a disappointment. Now I am eating the cheese.
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I’m exhausted and my house is a mess.
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Dear person with the circular saw or whatever: while it’s a reasonable time on a weekend for your hobby, please STFU because I’m trying to relax and shit.
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My uterus is extra angry at me this month. I’m on my third day of bad cramps. Why?! And why must this coincide with Lovely Holiday Time?
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I accidentally bought carbonated water instead of normal water. We all hate carbonation.
Have you ever tried brushing your teeth with carbonated water? It is unpleasant.
Off to make oatmeal with carbonated water. 
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Technically not my tiny complaint, but I suspect my cat’s version of recent events consists of (last night) “Oh, fun, the human is sleeping with knees pulled up. I can sleep at the foot of the bed in the center tonight.” Followed this morning by an incoherent yowl as the human stretched out and he was unexpectedly launched from the bed.
He’s fine. Currently hanging out in a box which is apparently a safer location.
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I have a full blown kidney infection and none of my joints work. Tomorrow and the next day are very, very full.
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That is a pretty big complaint.
I had a dream of a custard filled doughnut pastry thing. It was amazing but there is no doughnut here upon waking. Sigh.
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There is a nursing home near my house. Today a guy got high on meth and smashed the home up with an axe. No one was hurt, shockingly.
I haven’t seen evidence of a meth crisis in Mexico. Can I just stay here?
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that is scary!
I just came back from a trip and had forgotten that we ran out of coffee the day before going on the trip. I am now coffeeless.
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I’m gonna be that person and post back to back complaints. I reheated some cabbage rolls I had in the freezer and when I went to put pepper on them, the top of the grinder fell off and peppercorns went everywhereeeeee 
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I have to get up at 3.15 am. So do my kids. We will be in transit until 9 pm. All of this sounds entirely unreasonable.
Also I currently have three infections.
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I kind of feel like “that person,” too, because sometimes I want to lodge a tiny complaint and realize that either I’ve already done it that day, or I was the last poster the day before.
My tiny complaint is that I just got a nice long, 85-mile Uber fare, and Uber randomly decided to “review the accuracy of the trip details” and delay payment for up to two business days. Since it’s Sunday, that means I won’t see this money for over a week.
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I have so many chores to do. It’s nice that I’m functional enough to notice what needs doing and do a limited amount. But I can’t do it all. And there are big pieces of computer to get rid of, and no idea how. And ideas to replace big things with streamlined versions and no money or energy
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Smol complaint: My arms… how are they still so sore? Pretty sure this is just my general “oh my body stings and aches today” and has little to do with the actual gym. C’mon body, be cool man…
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That is too much. All of that.
I ate hot peppers with my fingers. Even after washing my hands, I’m a bit terrified to try to remove my diva cup…
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