I feel like I slept pretty well. My fitbit says I slept pretty well. And yet I am so, so groggy. I’m running at like 10% capacity.
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Some little jerk has turned a houseplant into a toilet since his trip to grandma’s. Now I need to do damage control
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I’m in this amazing place with big plans for the day but my body says no. Emphatically. There are still 8 days in this vacation. I just need 8 days of normal person health, please.
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It is very warm. My knee sleeves for training are neoprene. This is gross.
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I keep my wrist wraps in my friends cubby at the gym since I rarely need them.
I needed them on Friday, pulled out the cubby drawer (which is full of knee sleeves, wraps, etc.) and fully gagged from the combined smell.
Oh summer. 
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Yesterday I filled two ice cube trays because there was no ice. This morning I went in the kitchen and found an empty tray in the sink, so I looked in the freezer…the other tray had two ice cubes left. [mom steam escapes ears]
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PMS and hurty tits.
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My tiny complaint is that now I really want to go to Mexico with my kid and copycat the @Smacky family vacation, but not till he’s older so I have to be patient for a few years.
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I strongly recommend this. It’s a fantastic holiday, but only works because both kids are big enough to be more help than work, and independent enough to handle themselves.
Little dude has had total meltdowns twice, but he kept it together until we were off the crowded train/ out of the stinky underpass. That kind of self control would have been impossible. And I can send them into bathrooms alone/ leave them while I go. This is definitely and older kid trip.
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We lost power last night. This caused our wifi-controlled lights in our bedroom to go on at full power at 4 in the morning when the power came back on.
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Also I’ve only been up for an hour and I already need a nap.
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My oatmeal was hot and delicious and I was about to start eating, and the dog needed out. Now she’s dawdling like crazy because it’s nice weather. My amazing oatmeal will be cold and gluey by the time I go back in 
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The pita bread I bought doesn’t have pockets. WHAT? W H A T?
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The 5 1/2 hours of sleep my Fitbit says I got last night appear to have been insufficient. Yaaaaaawn. I was going to put together a new desk today. The box remains unopened.
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It’s the law of conservation of pockets. Want pockets in women’s’ clothing? They have to come from somewhere. Apparently that somewhere was your pita.
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Today I am irritated, irritable and quite probably irritating. I have the irrits.
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Lol, I feel this way today too. Something in the water?
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I’m realizing that I will, indeed, need to scrape my sun room floor in order to paint it… at first I didn’t think I’d need to do any scraping of the current paint, but now having walked on it for a few months, the old paint is flaking a bit. UGH I HATE DOING THE SCRAPES.
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Fell asleep on the couch again last night, woke up in the middle of the night but did not move to the bed (WHYYYYYYYYY). And then Doggo woke me up at 6am. (The only positive is that it is supposed to be like 103 today, so a little more outside time, but SOOOOOOOO tired.)
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People who can’t work a search engine are trying to tell me how our software works. And I can’t drink
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