The cat woke me up at 5:30 this morning because there was a door closed in the apartment. He didn’t actually want to go through the door, he was just offended that it was closed.
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I have cramps. Again. I had 6 days between periods. UN. AC. CEPTABLE.
(I have an appointment to change my BC, but I can’t pull this thing out myself.)
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I am glad you have the appointment. Your travails with the implant have definitely solidified my desire to keep using a hormone pill for BC instead of something more permanent.
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(I’m sure you know this already)
It’s obviously not a fit for MJ’s body but progesterone only implants affect everyone differently. The person I know locally with the implant MJ has hasn’t had a single period since switching to it from a copper IUD.
(But hell yeah to sticking w something you know does work for you)
/randomclarificationcuzinternetover
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Tiny complaint: when I feel compelled to make statements about things because I have weird paranoia about young impressionable lurkers not being able to discern opinion from scienceTM
Also my screens are all broken except a giant tv and I can’t see most of what I’m typing. Boo.
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Oh yeah, for sure! And know that I am always happy for random clarifications, espeeeecially about birth control and women’s health. <3
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A month ago my geneticist told me to stop eating gluten. I did.
Tonight I was weak and it smelled good so I ate some pizza. Now I have a fever.
In retrospect, I haven’t had many fevers in the past month. Maybe none? So I now know that gluten = fevers.
Damn. I can’t cheat on this stupid diet.
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I’ve been very active the last few days. I’ve also slept like crap. Now I’m tired, sore, and cranky with my dog. And I have a nail that needs trimmed, but it’s on the side of the toe I can’t get to now because of the belly. I need to decide if it’s annoying me enough to breach the frontier of having my husband clip my toe nails 
Update:
I was able to manage my toe nails. My pride lives for another day.
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There are mean people on the internet.
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Tell me where they are and I’ll take care of them for you.
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The governor of California issued an emergency declaration after the two earthquakes we’ve just had, and almost all the internet comments have been about “illegals” and “libtards” and wishing a wall had fallen on the governor. So yeah, if you could come down here all Canadian-like and straighten out America with a sternly worded letter or something, that would be awesome. If you have time.
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How the fuck are earthquakes the fault of undocumented people? Is this like when gay people caused those hurricanes, a few years back?
Some humans are terrible. Never read the comments.
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I was being responsible and having a nice nap because I am so tired, and then one neighbor started using some sort of table saw or something, and then the other neighbor started mowing their lawn. I am still tired. 
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We took the pup on a walk, her first good length one after surgery, and she must have snagged her nail on something because she was bleeding everywhere from her paw 
poor thing.
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I sat in a sunbeam and now I am stuck.
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I am eating homemade potato salad that someone gave me. I don’t like potato salad. I also think this particular potato salad is actively upsetting my stomach as I eat it.
Yet I continue to eat it…
I think this is a scarcity mindset thing (must eat the free food… must!). Sigh.
I’m sick of my baggage. Really sick of it. Ugh.
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I feed things like that to my dogs. Free dog food!
The amazing unbelievable instant response I had to this was “no no, it might upset her tummy!”
Yet… I will eat it. 
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This is my deadpan stare.
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Don’t worry, as I mentioned before… I too, am sick of my baggage.
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