My skirt is really staticky today.
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I just had 4 days off work and slept late every day. I’m really gonna hate the alarm clock tomorrow.
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This year, my chest acne knows no season.
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This reminds me of a related complaint of my own. I’m trying to “clean up” my skincare again (remove the phthalates and parabens, primarily). My skin is objecting strenuously to the change.
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This is a good point. I’ve been using my wife’s homemade soap which is much gentler and her skin really appreciates it. Mine seems to prefer going through a carwash loaded with TSP and dawn.
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While doing a code review, I asked the engineer if they’d considered using a dict of dicts. Enunciation is hard. (Dictionary of dictionaries if you’re wondering)
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I ordered some leggings and they’re not what I wanted.
The first pair I got was a size too large, but I like the material and the fit, so I bought them in another color and a size smaller. They got here today, and although they fit well, they’re shiny workout material and not at all the soft jacquard fabric that the other color is made of 
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I once asked a coworker if he was prepared for the descending hoards. He was a bit taken aback by my offhand comment.
My TC #1: Kiddo has a lesson coming up that is called “Mother animals and their babies”. There is no father animals lesson (shout out to the seahorses and penguins!)
TC #2: The book he (we) has to read for it talks about animal babies in the grasslands and makes it sound like lions, zebras, kangaroos, and American prairie dogs all live in the same area. It does include meerkats though so it’s not entirely garbage. #meerkatsrepresent #meerkatmanor4life
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My hip adductors hurt when I sit and lo and behold, I work a desk job.
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This curry does not smell right.
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Ruuuuuuuuuude
I like when the wiggler sees a large and a small animal and assumes they are dada animal and baby animal.
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I love “animals kiss goodnight” for this. Plenty of papa animals with their babies. Even if it’s zoologically inaccurate, the whole thing is totally fantasy so I’m game.
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#meerkatsforever
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My 15 year old fake uggs are disintegrating on me. Now I need to find a new walking Luigi/going to the mailbox shoe.
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15 years is a great lifespan for walking shoes though!
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They are godawful ugly and I probably only wore them a few times a year pre covid. Now I’m in slippers in the house, but the mailbox is far away enough that I need a real shoe to get it (hence the hideous fuggs)
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Uggs were named that because they are uggly, right?
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I have to stay up until midnight to take a dexamethasone pill for a cortisol test tomorrow. Or I could go to sleep at the normal time and set an alarm for midnight, but then I’d probably lie awake afterward, because taking a pill is enough stimulation for my brain to go “Oooh, it’s morning now!”
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I can only assume so. Mine are especially ugly being splattered with paint and being 15 years old.
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