I put my foundation on then decided I wanted to wear a white turtleneck today. I think you can see where this is going.
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So what are you wearing instead? 
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I’m super duper tired today. The pizza delivery guy from the other day called our house phone at 2 am. I didn’t seem to get back to sleep after that. (I assume it was a butt dial, not to be confused with a booty call!).
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This was a VERY IMPORTANT ONE for me to explain to the international student program when I was a peer language tutor in college 
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Hand towel over the face then pull on turtleneck.
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After 24 hrs of rest and food I feel well enough to use my exercise bike! But it’s next to a wall of windows a couple of feet from my bad neighbour’s house, and he is standing there screaming at someone. Go into your house, bad neighbour. Go inside and find a new house somewhere else and move to it.
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I had to use the crappiest website to place an order for pick up. While PayPal was supposedly an option, it would not work. Your online ordering sucks Target!
ETA: their app is just as non-intuitive as their website.
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I’ve had a constant slight headache for the last three days. I’m wondering if maybe it’s elevation? If it is, I guess it’ll be sticking around until I go back to sea level on Tuesday. Boo.
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Omg! 
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Idioms can be TROUBLE.
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His Lordship got me up just before 5am this morning. I have been up about 2 hours and sunrise is still over 30 minutes away.
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LilPup decided that the 5am baby feed was the time to start her day. Luckily she didn’t screw up getting the baby back down, but SirB has an exam today. So I got up with the punk. Then SirB couldn’t sleep after all 
Aka with you there.
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Dogs. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.
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The system that holds data for a thing doesn’t have enough horsepower to run analysis for 1 user over the past year, much less all 15k users. But no, don’t listen to me when I tell you how to set up a data lake. Listen to the vendor no one’s ever heard of.
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My kids just went down for nap. I want to do yoga, but I also need to work, but I also need to clean my kitchen, but I ALSO have a new podcast I want to listen to (Sawbones) while I color a beautiful mandala deer for my company holiday coloring contest. How do I choose 
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I want to take an online fitness class after work in hopes of killing off this weepy anxiety attack but instead I have to walk orders to the post office because USPS stopped emptying the neighborhood mailboxes. Boyfriend made the last 2 runs so I feel bad about asking him again.
If I take the class I will then be too tired to walk for an hour.
Also we have been using a broken toilet seat for 2 weeks because the package containing the new one is lost somewhere.
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Work changed something so now I can either remote into my work desktop(with all the files and access to shared drives…etc) OR access our CRM.
Cool. It’s not like I was planing on getting work done.
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Husband had no recollection of an extensive and emotionally charged conversation we had. 
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Oooof. I know this pain.
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Bad bad bad headache
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