I am so very sorry, Smacky.
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No. 
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Souvh tiredness n no good sleep. Even though I asked
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My phone keeps rebooting. Google play services can f off. It can’t calc its storage or cache so I can’t clear it to try to fix it. It seems to breaking my backup of photos, so if I reset I will lose everything. (I accidentally turned the backup off and didn’t remember or realize I had done it).
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4:30 a.m., awakened by CLINK CLINK CLINK noises. Got up to investigate, found both cats fucking with the metal ring where the kitchen radiator meets the floor. It was loose and is therefore now a cat toy.
FOUR. THIRTY. AYEM. IN. THE. MORNING.
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Skin care is overwhelming and expensive.
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Wrap some yarn or a rubber band or some tape or some shit around it so it doesn’t clink.
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I hate my stove. We were hoping we were at least plumbed for gas, since we have a gas fireplace and a gas furnace like 20’ away. NOPE. No gas for me. Bah. It’s a terrible time to replace appliances if you don’t need to. But I haaaaaaate it.
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I ran out of (for humans) peanut butter. Meanwhile, the Muppet has 5 or 6 open jars with about 2 servings left in each.
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(We will not tell on you if you steal peanut butter from your dog.)
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Enjoying getting backing into PC gaming, but I forgot just how fast my carpal tunnel flares up. Will have to limit my sessions.
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I can either: a) decorate ostentatiously for the holidays, which is 1 month out of the year, or b) own these very loving but very destructive cats for ALL months out of the year.
I pick b, of course, but our catproof holiday decor looks extra sparse this year and I admit it makes me a little sad.
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I would like to support I digo vs amazon
BUT
Delivery date of “December 4-24”
Or in-store pickup of each item is different, earliest is December 8, latest is 28,the.
So I’ll be borrowing a prime password
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Have you seen the felt wall trees? I’m tempted, since I’m trying to figure out how to baby proof my Christmas. 
I am so not a felt person. Could be cute for a kid’s tree though!
My SIL just made one of these and it’s so much better than the purchased one my mom got Pebbles. I highly recommend making it if you have the energy.
Spoilering for fingernail grossness
Kiddo accidentally smooshed his fingernail with a rock a few weeks ago. The nail turned purple but the next day the blood that had been trapped under the nail came out so I thought it was fine. Nope, nail came off yesterday. It doesn’t seem to bother him, and normally I have a high tolerance for body grossness, but OMG SWEET FUCKING CHRIST GROSS. 
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This is such a specific complaint I considered not posting it at all but it is really bothering me.
I have an eye infection or allergies or something so I am doing everything I can to narrow it down: changed pillowcase, changed face towel, etc etc etc etc.
The one that’s really bothering me is that I cannot wear mascara right now – I have really light hair and when I can’t wear mascara (which I’ve been doing since I was like eight for this specific reason ) it creates a weird white haze around my vision because my eyelashes are white. I feel like I can barely see. 
^ tiny indeed. But so annoying.
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Agree. That sounds very annoying. Not actually tiny.
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Thx smacksy.
We’ve gotta coordinate our party-watching soon! 
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