I got delicious take-out for dinner and was going to enjoy the hell out of it, but bigger kid was having a moment of peak teenager and just sulked and whined through the meal. He chipped away at my good mood until it was ruined.
Don’t have kids, guys.
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4 weeks ago I bought 8 jars of my favorite salsa from Trader Joes in order to “stock up” for the Winter. Well today I finished the last jar 
…no I haven’t had chips and salsa for multiple meals a week for the past month, why do you ask?
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Yum. Time for more salsa.
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As long as 2020 has seemed, October was “winter”, right? This would mean you ate the salsa in the perfect amount of time.
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I’ve been cold so it’s winter, right?
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I relate hard…I had pretzels purchased for me yesterday evening and I seem to already eaten 4 bowls.
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My little dude keeps walking up behind me and sniffing my hair. He calls it his Biden impersonation.
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Yeah. I’m ready to stop having to say stuff like that all the time. It’s amazing how respectful my kids get after they’ve been on their own for a while. 
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I had also “stocked up” on plantain chips, because TJs has the best Jamaican jerk seasoned ones…I swear I bought at least 6 bags, and I can’t find any more! How did I eat 6 bags in 4 weeks!
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My complaint is genuinely tiny but I was just reminded of it moments ago.
Of all cis men for me to find attractive.
…Andy Samberg? 
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LOL! Great sense of humor?
This snow is not melting. It begins.
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One of the electricians just sneezed. Guess that answers whether I’m gonna ask them to also do a few other quick things in the house.
@Smacky Oh no. Are you guys all weather tight yet?
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One window isn’t, and I don’t think it will be before next summer. That’s one window out of 22 on the main floor. So, yes.
I’ve put an electric blanket under my fitted sheet and a wool-filled duvet on my bed. With the blanket turned on I can survive any temperature. I have to fight the dogs for the best/ warmest spot, though.
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Rude! Send those dogs to etiquette school. If I enroll my cat maybe we can get a group discount.
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Will it make them not lick their buttholes in front of me? I would like that.
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Tell me to call an unhappy client. It’s her idiot builder’s fault, but I still hate confrontation. He didn’t use something that I sent because it was easier not to apparently. Ugh. If I give her money back, it comes out of my pocket not the company. Just say no! (But it’s hard!)
ETA I said no! Look at me standing up for myself! Ha. I offered to sell the items to the next person who buys that color. Not using the things is just going to look dumb, I had them there for reasons. Blergh.
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Good for you! That can be hard.
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I mean. The same sense of humor I had in 6th grade? Sure…?
A coworker mentioned hoping for an easy Friday. Murphy’s Law heard him and now we’re both suffering.
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