I have so many pairs of boots, but no boots that are comfortable enough to walk over a mile in and wear all day while I stand on my feet at work. Sick of lugging extra shoes with me.
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My cat just kicked me out of my chair, pawing and yelling at me until I moved. She had been laying on my leg and decided she wanted the whole chair. I need to get up and go move laundry around anyway, but sheesh. Bossy butt.
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Totally a bossy butt. A very comfortable bossy butt.
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I just made a sweet and spicy berry chicken in the exact soy filled marinade I want to eat. But it’s chicken and soy and chicken is gross and I’m not allowed soy
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Tonight I’m making tacos for my fam and my friend and bonus kid. But I’ve only had a couple of hours of sleep and am bent over in pain/ not walking and my brain is making a high pitched buzzing noise instead of thoughts. I’ve screwed up every step of the meal. Nothing is edible.
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Cat2 is at the emergency vet’s with heart and/or breathing issues and fires have flared up into another round of evacuation for a couple friends. Can today be over?
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OMG these losers would rather eat the biryani I made from an instant mix than the delicious chicken. AND they are giving me shit about raw potatoes in the biryani when I followed the packet? And it’s all chicken I can’t eat? And I am seizurey and parenting?
Eat the good chicken losers
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oh kenner I’m sorry 
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I roasted a chicken and since last time the chicken wasn’t done till like thirty minutes after we wanted to be eating I tried to make it ready a little earlier and now it’s ready like an hour early? How did I do this thing?
@Elle I’m sorry they’re being dumb about food and that you had to make a delicious meal that you yourself cannot enjoy.
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My entire company has devolved into utter chaos and the people who remain are utterly convinced that I and I alone have ALL the answers they need. ALL of them.
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Yikes. Buy a magic eight ball, stat.
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Reply hazy, try again?
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My mom responded to a cute picture by making it about her. Par for the course, but annoying. (This is the same woman who complained because my wedding didn’t make her “feel special enough”)
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I had no idea grandparents were supposed to be present for the firsts. I’m a terrible daughter. <—SARCASM
Apparently I can make it all about me, too, lol
I’m really glad you can recognize that dynamic (I mean, I know you’ve dealt with it a long time, but still! Awareness is hard and boundaries harder without the emotions of early parenthood!).
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And Cat2 (Remy) isn’t going to be coming home. Fuck today and also 2020
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Therapy 
I honestly don’t know what they’re “expected” to be there for. But seriously- they live hours away and decided to stop their house search near where ALL their children live. I don’t think she really gets to be upset here lol. It’s a 2.5 hour drive, WHY would I even invite her for a 20 min pumpkin trip?
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Oh no 
big digital hugs for you. I’m so sorry.
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Oh no! I am so sorry. Poor Remy and poor you. It’s so hard. Hugs.
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Oh, I’m so sorry.
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