Tiny Complaints

Antivaxxers are infiltrating a preciously useful FB group I’m a member of.

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That sounds incredibly frustrating.

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I might still be getting a cold. Not sure. But I pulled a muscle in my back and felt terrible. Now my back is very bad and so are several other parts. It might just be time to pack it in with this whole having a body thing. It’s not working out.

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I’m looking forward to our cyborg future. If I get ahead of you in line for cybernetic parts somehow we can totally swap spots and you can totally get a tricked out cyborg body. What do you think, fleshy outside like Data or all chrome fanciness?

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My Fitbit is being wonky. It may not be a fixable issue. Sigh

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I really like the flesh of humans. NOT IN A CANNIBALISM WAY. But snuggling a metal baby or hugging a metal friend doesn’t appeal. I would like to keep having a meat sack, please.

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Plus the shininess of the metal would blind us on sunny days. So yeah, total meat sack.

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This automatically makes me think of “I am fully functional and anatomically correct.”

Star Trek fans should all listen to this. (note: NSFW)

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I love Voltaire.

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I would like to thoroughly shake whoever taught my kid “Pleeeeeeeeeease, just ooooooooooonce”. That was probably some other small child at his day care though so I’d probably be arrested or something.

I also realized that I was tuning out his whining/negotiating earlier because it was just part of the overall white noise of him talking constantly. I have become That Mom.

(Not a complaint: I have informed Mr. Meer that I’m eating dinner by myself. I am Done.)

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I thought I’d found another bulk food shop within reasonable driving distance, but nope. Turns out Woodvale and Woodlands are not the same suburb.

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On the phone this evening my mum was criticising my 9 year old niece for getting fat.

Not that it matters, but it shows my mum’s fucked up world: said niece is quite slender but not completely stick thin. Nobody on earth but my mum and probably my sister think she’s got a weight problem.

I want so badly to kidnap my niece, for this and several other reasons.

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I went snowboarding yesterday for the first time in a very long time and while it was super fun, I’m paying for it in my surgery hip now. I am tired of always being in pain unless I am doing nothing. I don’t like doing nothing.

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I’m awake

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My child threw up and I have a headache and my spine and sternum hurt.

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My breakfast is slimy eggs. I want poptarts, or to run to the Dunkin Donuts that is mere steps from my office’s front door and faceplant in donuts.

This whole no-grains thing fucking blows, and I cheated yesterday by having oatmeal because I couldn’t face the slimy eggs (of course I made a whole huge pan of them, not expecting them to come out slimy).

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I was supposed to have egg cups for my breakfasts this week but didn’t make them because last week’s egg cups were not great. Times like this are when batch cooking back fires.

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Yeah, and, I am not going to cook eggs daily; I already am racing out of the house every morning because I have this stupid early DAILY meeting now and if the trains fuck up (which, it’s winter, so of course they do) I’m fucked. I thought I was being so smart, making this egg casserole and portioning it out… oh well.

I made a good pizza egg frittata last week. (eggs, a tiny bit of milk, pizza sauce, some mushrooms. I topped it with homemade pesto that I froze over the summer). Was going to make another. Discovered that we’d used up all the homemade pizza sauce.

I would love any ideas for no-grain batch-cooking-friendly breakfast recipes. I can’t really do non-breakfast foods like Whole30 and similar suggests. Like, I am just not going to eat a pile of vegetables, or my dinner leftovers, early in the morning.

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People come into the office when they’re sick. I don’t want their germs.

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I don’t know how much I slept last night because I put my fitbit on the charger just before I went to bed. Now I don’t have that sweet sweet data for analysis purposes.

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