That’s ok, stroller walks down the road will cancel that out, so just average your steps cumulatively over the next decade and it’ll be fine 
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I learned to push my stroller with just a few fingers most of the time instead of gripping the handle tightly for the sake of my step count 
We live in a pretty flat area so that helps.
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My fitbit accurately counts my steps even when I’m pushing the pram properly with both hands! It’s magic.
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My Garmin absolutely robs me when I push the pram. Walk 3k…200 steps. I know miscounting doesn’t negate the benefits of the walk…but gimme my 10,000 so I get the little fireworks graphic.
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Well now I’m convinced that HaH’s “proper pram pushing” incorporates a parade wave.
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I have bled through 2 pairs of underwear today and leaked through my jeans. This hasn’t happened since college. Eugh.
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And a catwalk strut.
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Fleabag only has two seasons. Short seasons.
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Duckling took so long to put to bed that I fell asleep with him and missed my opportunity for “house all to my introvert self time” before Ponder got home.
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I’ve been waiting and waiting for my new insurance card (since I’m now on Marmalade’s plan) and it turns out that they weren’t ordered and they’ve only been ordered after I called in. WTF.
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Colleague has been promising for several weeks to get us a summary of what they accomplished and their findings from an initiative they lead over the past 9 months.
Colleague is going on vacation Jan 6 to 22. I can’t decide if it would be more annoying for them to blow through yet another deadline or for them to drop a massive deck in our inboxes and go away for several weeks and not be available to answer questions about the document. Probably the second.
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My prediction is you will see it when they get back from vacation - no sense of urgency or how it impacts others
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I really wanted to go see Star Wars today, but I slept like shit and as a consequence way overslept, and then it was too late to go now without risking being in a theater with children. I do not want to be in a theater with children. So now I have to absolutely be able to make it to the very first show tomorrow (like 9:30? which is questionable if I can manage that), or wait until Monday. 
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Oh also I have a needle stabbing headache in the middle of my forehead and it took 2 Motrin to even make a dent in it. So really going to the theater wasn’t probably going to happen anyway, but still.
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I have to go turn over my laundry. Then in another hour I have to fetch it. Why so much work laundry?
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A grey whisker hair in my chin.
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Where is my attention span? I just listened to the same 30-second clip from an audiobook four times before I could keep my monkey mind from shooting off to outer space before I got to the end of it. I’m about two hours into the first hour of this book.
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I honestly have given up on trying to keep these plucked, and just use an electric shaver every day. The grey (white) ones are stiff little wiry things. I hates them, and there are a LOT of them.
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I just figure grey is less visible than black and call it a win.
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I’m drowsy from spending an hour convincing a small person to fall asleep. But I’m also hungry. Sleep might win.
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