Why is taking down the Christmas tree work and putting up the Christmas tree fun?
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I haven’t packed a thing for a few nights away and we leave in a few hours and all I want to do is watch tv and garden.
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I’m hungry.
I’m always hungry.
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I really want coffee. And it will be very bad if I drink coffee because I will never sleep again. But I am going to drink coffee.
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May I introduce you to my lord and savior, good quality water process decaf?
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Hahaha, I mean, yes, I think I do need to buy some decaf. And probably will. And I have actually been thinking just this lately. But I am also very… lazy? And wanted coffee immediately. And so I did.
See you at 3am, exhausted and unable to fall asleep.
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I got to sleep in, which is brilliant, but it means I’ve missed my only window of time for gardening today.
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I don’t know if I’m premenopausal (I’m too young for this!) or if my medications are messing with me or what. But I go to bed and then wake up burning hot in our freezing cold room. And I have to pee a bunch of times in the night. I can’t seem to sleep well at all 
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perimenopause is most common in your 40s but can even begin in your late 30s. Or if you’re like me and have shit ovary luck, you can be in perimenopause in your late 20s 
fun times.
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NOOOOOO And our room is really cold due to still not having working central heat. How will I deal when it’s actually warm??
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Personally I’ve opted for the “many pairs of pajamas and switch in the middle of the night” approach. But if you mean emotionally/philosophically/existentially? Let me know if you figure that out 
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Then we got up to both downstairs pads having pee (better than on the floor) and four poops on the ground. All Girl Cat, because Boy Cat would never do such a gross thing.
And now our kitchen sink is backed up. I tried baking soda and vinegar and hot water and have been ladling out brown water from the sink with a cup. But I called Friend Handyman and he’ll be over in a few hours. So grateful for him!!
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I am sick for the second time this month. 3 weeks ago I had the flu/never ending sickness for 8 days. Now I have a fun head cold that is taking forever to go away. I usually get sick once every 5-6 years, but now I live with two small children so I guess this is more normal?
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I think I’m PMSing but my app is being fucking stupid and not letting me log in so I can’t check to see if my period is due. I’m pretty sure it is because I’m ready to break things.
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When the person who wrote the music book put the song in key of E but I sing it in key of B (5 half tones deeper). I can’t work out how to transpose, I’m not that good. At least I’m good enough to work out what note I was trying to sing?
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Sometimes love means cleaning up poop-smeared bedding while reassuring the pooper that no, it really doesn’t stink (hint: yes it does) and that he’s still a very Good Dog (hint: yes he is).
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My coworkers can’t be bothered to read any of the materials we’ve been sent about the new timekeeping system. They’d rather ask questions about it to the room at large.
Also, my Chinese food leftovers are not as good as I thought they would be. The noodles have gone all starchy.
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All my old best cozy long sleeve shirts are wearing out at once.
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Realizing, once again, how shitty but still insanely expensive our health insurance is.
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Fact.
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