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I had to parent overnight (why baby no sleep?) and yet am required to parent today.
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Also I feel guilty because Ewok was shocked that it was mama, not daddy, looking after him overnight… Clearly I have been really fucking slack and let Mr H do too much of the overnight parenting lately.
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My face is breaking out.
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We’ve had our first Christmas tree sighting in our neighborhood. FFS, it’s Nov. 1! At least they had the decency to let Halloween pass!
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I heard people singing christmas carols while trick-or-treating last night.
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The Vietnamese place where I was planning to drink bone broth (oxtail stew!) all winter is permanently closed
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NO NO NO NO NO this is not acceptable.
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Oh God. My boss and the other principal engineer are texting me about the VM farm. I’m hammered drunk. This is what we trained for. I’m … Still probably going to respond with memes
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AAAAAAAAAA {flees!}
OK, to be fair, was it snowing there like it was here? Because it did look pretty Christmasy out.
No, it was actually overly warm for the people in fuzzy onesie costumes.
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I paid a huge markup for packaging-free milk choc macadamias this morning, and they’re only ‘meh’ tasting.
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My new filling is interfering with my ability to chew, and all these people on the internet are complaining about an abundance of Christmas Cheer 
Runs outside to hang tinsel
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Somehow every chapstick I own is at work.
All of them.
I am not at work. I need chapstick.
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Duckling has gastro. I guess the good side is I get to spend today reading my book with him on my lap?
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I looked at how much I paid in income tax so far this year and wanted to vomit.
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Olive oil as a stopgap? I always think I’ll be ok without lip stiff when I forget it and I never am.
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I chose coconut oil, but yes. Good thing I’m just having an introvert day, because I’m currently one big smear of coconut oil. XD
One of the hardest parts of winter for me is how dry it becomes. 
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I FOUND A CHAPSTICK IN MY ART SUPPLIES 
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I can’t sleep and I keep refreshing the forums hoping that there will be something new and that I will fall asleep and honestly it’s not helping either.
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