They are hard to wear on the bus. I wonder if my mum still owns her hideous dark beige snuggie. I could lie and say it’s for indoors only.
Unzip the bottom so you can shuffle your feet, instead of hopping everywhere. Much safer.
I don’t know about where you live (the buses seemed really nice) but here in Hoth wearing a sleeping bag isn’t enough to make you the weirdest person on the bus.
There must be a way to redirect the needless explainery. Maybe setting a meeting agenda upfront with set times to discuss each portion. Then everyone knows that at a certain point, the presentation will need to move on to the next topic, and any follow-up conversations can be “taken offline” (ugh gag).
Poor husband. Managed to knock an unopened, giant jar of Frank’s hot sauce out of our cupboard. It hit the counter and EXPLODED all over our kitchen. Fun fact: Frank’s is so sticky, the glass from the jar will stick in the sauce even on vertical surfaces! This is a very fun clean up also, I just scrubbed down the fronts of all those cabinets a week ago…
My toes are cold.
Once in a two-week period I dropped TWO different glass bottles of Worcestershire sauce onto our tile kitchen floor and shattered them everywhere. That was real fun to clean up twice, and I’m pretty sure there’s still Worcestershire sauce under the fridge in that rental kitchen.
After buying the 3rd replacement bottle, mr krmit hilariously covered it in warning stickers in various languages. We managed to use it up without breaking it!
My feet hurt. I’m grumpy. I’m dealing with complaints in a community group thing and I am Over That Shit.
Oh man, that has a lot going for it smell wise too. I’m torn on which was worse, this or the time I broke a small bottle of fish sauce. Because on the one hand, this took forever (we still need to fully mop this morning, because OF COURSE I’m hosting people this afternoon…) because there was just SO MUCH volume and glass. The fish sauce was small and only partly full, but DEAR GOD that smell lingers.
When I was moving out of my college apartment, one of my roommates didn’t want to pack up any of her pantry stuff so offered it to all of us. I was in, “AWESOME! Free food!” mode and didn’t think about the dangers of transporting fish sauce 500+ miles. It leaked all over a box. I don’t think I’ll ever forget that smell.
Oh god. I’m not sure what you did in a past life, but karma wise, I think you balanced it out now. gags
Fish sauce. There’s nothing worse. Would 10/10 rather clean up Great Dane diarrhea in the house. (Source: Have done both.)
My whole body hurts. Also I want cinnamon rolls. But again, body hurts, don’t want to either make them or leave the house for them. Plus I’m actually on a budget. Maybe I’ll start by googling how to make cinnamon rolls.
My bus is over 10 min late. At least I’m not trying to make an early meeting…
I am exhausted and my head hurts and I am supposed to lead a client meeting later today but it’s not actually scheduled yet and WAH
My inner ears are super itchy, either due to allergies or a cold (not sure which it is yet). I can’t scratch it!
I have a mild headache.
My doctors office is being dense, and I keep getting called by people and explaining the same thing over and over. Now I’m waiting on another call, so hopefully this one will be more useful
My head hurts, my eyes burn, my ears are all weird, and the inside of my face is itchy.
It’s hot. I don’t like summer.
It’s cold and I don’t like winter