Trying to book holiday flights, and one of the two airlines that fly direct from my local (very large) airport to parent’s (very tiny) airport has stopped their flights. Leaving aside the fact that if I’d known that a month ago I wouldn’t have renewed my credit card with them, that means zero competition for the other airline and even more ridiculous ticket prices.
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Yesterday on the bus with a friend minding our own business, the lady in front of us stood up, turned around, sneezed wetly all over us, and announced repeatedly that she would, quote, “kick our asses all the way to China” before disembarking the bus.
I at least had a mask on but WHO DOES THAT
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I just cleaned up an area next to the woodshed that hasn’t been touched in far too long… full of rotted wood, leaves, etc.
I came in and opened a new chocolate bar as a reward. First bite I took, some fell on the floor, didn’t see where it went. (The lights were out.) Put my hand in my pocket, what looked like chocolate was in there. It wasn’t. It was semi-rotted wood. I spit it out.
So, lets’ hope I don’t get a gum infection or other nasty!
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Car AC broken again mere months after shelling out many thousands for a new compressor.
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Congratulations to our first porch pirates in 6 years, you snagged yourselves some amazing “countries of the world” placemats and my 1yo daughter’s plastic bangle bracelets 
(still holding out hope upstairs neighbors got them on accident)
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I started cutting the plants down.
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Dicks.
Take an Amazon box, scoop the catshit into it, tape it up, and leave it on your front porch!
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A fucking sinkhole opened up outside my library.
I did not have that on my bingo card.
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oh jeeze. Crap.
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Oh fuck!
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One thing I am STILL not used to after over 4 years of living here is how some places are only open 9-6 M-F. SO tired of doing the post-work dash to get all my errands done. I haaaaate it.
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Hey, at least you can buy stuff on Sunday now!
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Including alcohol. Well, it is NOLA 
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Just a silly complaint today. Why does wild exaggeration make me nuts? I know it’s just a dumb internet story but still. She has made these cookies at least 30 times every single day since the day she was born! (A few thousand times I would believe, which is awfully shy of a million!)
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When a customer service rep KNOWS your age and then refers to you as “young lady.” 
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OK but the sentence structure of that title is not a tiny complaint! Atrocious 
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Also! They did not give the recipe.
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Then what was the point??? 
Ugh
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Why do allll my library holds from the past few months ALLLL come in during the same week?
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I definitely abuse the Libby ‘suspend hold’ function. There’s a one-year limit on hold suspensions, I have learned.
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