I bought myself special chocolate but it’s not as good as the name made it sound.
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curried cashews taste so good, and they need to last for 3 days so I have them ready to gift
eta: I forgot that there are 4 niblings this year who need their own container, and I am low on glass jars
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I found 5 handblown glass ornaments, today. Today and tomorrow are clean up for the Christmas Eve effort. I have NO time to haul these an hour away to the antique store. I suppose I could use 3 that are perfect to the packages for my 3 “main” neighbors… one of the seagulls has a broken wing. But there are 2 seagulls, 2 hummingbirds and one sparrow. I think I will probably do that.
Wish I’d found them a week or two ago!
Cleaning back wall behind stove: complaint… try as hard as I might I can NOT reach!
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Cat had a wet food snack, drank a bunch of water and went and barfed it right back up.
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I just got in a bath with bath bomb and snacks and something to watch and it’s lovely.
And my stomach is suddenly making ominous gurgles.
Why.
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Well, WTF did I expect, driving to the suburb where allll the big chain stores are, to get to the Big Liquor Store in hopes of gluhwein, 2 days before Xmas?
Good lord. What a fucking disaster that was. I couldn’t even get off the highway into the right lane and ended up circling hell on some frontage road I could not figure out how to get off of. At last I found the Target parking garage and thought, great, I’ll drive thru that and get back on the street I need to be on. Nope. It was being torn TF up with construction.
TV: I did finally make it and at least they had some damn gluhwein. I bought 2 bottles and some fancy rum for Boyfriend and announced upon arrival home: “this had better be the best damned liquor we have ever had.”
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I just learned it will be 4, perhaps 5, large dogs at my parent’s house tomorrow
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I am still available as a safe house. As is your own house.
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There is a baby rattlesnake who has taken up winter residence under my recycling can. He is adorable and also terrifying!
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Oof. I’m not sure his residence and yours are compatible. Is there a service that would relocate him? I’m assuming you’d rather not kill him.
Edited several times because autocorrect kept helping
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I’ve read mixed reviews about the relocating services here. I guess it’s best for the snake if they can stay as close by as possible, and a lot of them move the snakes so far away that they end up dying 
. I first saw him two weeks ago on recycling day, but then he disappeared so I assumed he had moved on. It seems he’s decided to take up permanent residence, which I wouldn’t completely mind if it weren’t for Oliver
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oh nooooo
You need the Florida Yoink Man ™ to come visit and relocate danger buddy! He would know how to relocate it safely lol
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Aw sorry. This would be a tiny victory for me.
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For me, it depends on which relative and their relative perspectives on dog training…
sometimes having multiple dogs over can be a joy. And sometimes even one 7 pound dog fills me with utter and complete dread.
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True. But for me I like all dogs more than I like most people. And dogs are a good excuse to avoid problematic humans (for me). But there are problematic dogs.
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Sitting at my computer, it gets service of 60-70 mbps. My phone in my hand got 500 mbps. Guess it’s time to get a new usb-wifi widget to replace the cheap crappy one I currently have.
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Apparently a movie ticket is now $13 in my small town. I can’t imagine what it would be in an actual city.
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Oh it’s like $22-25 I wish I was kidding
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Well then, I will stop complaining! 
But how can anyone afford that?
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I paid $11 to see Wicked Part 1 in Hometown and $27 to see Wicked Part 2 in NYC. (Regular version, not the IMAX.)
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