I was planning to get takeout, but there are people here and takeout for 10 is much more than for 1. So new goal is to stay awake long enough to order for one
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Starting the work week off with a bang by having my egg slide off the toast and straight into my coffee this morning
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Hole in One! 
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café oeuflé (courtesy of the shadowy on)
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I thought that was a teabag in very dark tea at first to be fair, some health guru probably encourages fried egg coffee. The bulletproof coffee trend of 2026.
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Keto!
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I was on hold for twenty minutes, when I finally connected to a human she only heard most of my name and then nothing after that, then I couldn’t hear her and the call disconnected. Siiiiiiigh.
Edit: The estimated wait time went from 20 minutes to 25-30 minutes.
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I squeezed a tube of e6000 glue and this somehow punctured a hole in the tube. Which caused smelly strong glue to splort all over my hands.
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Me: “Here is the document for your reference. It’s on its way to print so at this stage we can’t make any changes barring a major typo in someone’s name. Thanks!”
5 different people: “Have you thought about [this specific but inconsequential stylistic choice]?”
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The DIY planner pages I’ve always used to fill in my planner are no longer available. 
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Ughhh
My favorite was “if I approve this now, then how long do we have to make more changes?”
Ma’am. That is not what “approve” means.
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I remember days like that!
Including the time I was told to write the wrong thing in the manual, because “we’ll fix it before we do this release.” (They didn’t. So every customer I dealt with and the tech. people wanted to know wtf I wrote such a thing? I could tell the techs, but not the customers, obviously.)
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Famous last words, “we’ll fix it in B print.” 
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Mailed a small gift to a friend in NV. The cheapest I could do it was $20. If I’d wanted to try and get it there before their birthday it was going to be $75 !
Makes FedEx, UPS, etc. seem a lot more reasonable.
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Sudden, extreme nosebleed in the grocery store.
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Oh no! I hope you could get it stopped.
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I had a napkin in my pocket so I didn’t drip anywhere but it kept going long past when I finished shopping
I was being super weird and the security guard followed me for a while. I think he figured out what was happening because he went away.
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I hope security guard was slightly traumatized.
Perhaps carry a couple of tampons with you - as long as it fits in the nose hole. Freak out that security guard, or other folks that stare,
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I don’t like this trend of cauliflower being the default veg option in restaurants. I hate cauliflower. Also it isn’t a protein. A server said to me straight faced last night that they can do {dish} with cauliflower as the protein instead of pork. Wut?
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Vegetarian options not having any protein ever is my biggest pet peeve and part of the reason I’m not fully vegetarian. Like you think some grilled veggies and rice is going to get me through dancing and drinking all night at this wedding?
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