Ooo, had the booty-scooting boogie on our dark brown wood floors the other day. I feel this pain.
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I bought a laptop in the black friday (november. All of november) sales and it was like “delivery within 2 days!”
Anyway nah that turned out to be the complimentary laptop sleeve 
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I did laundry but missed a sock 
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My god that’s so rude!
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I told my husband to put groceries and gas on my credit card (that he’s an authorized user on) because it gets better rewards and it’s cash back instead of Amazon points and I want to cut back on Amazon. So he put it as his Apple Pay card and now he puts EVERYTHING on it including the new Apple computer he bought today.
We have joint finances which is why this is a tiny complaint but it’s annoying me tonight.
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I was so looking forward to sitting on the couch to get it set up. As opposed to current laptop, whose wifi is broken and therefore I need to be at a desk attached to a dock with ethernet cable.
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I can’t find when the freezer door was open months ago. I still have some old meat in the bottom of the freezer to get rid of, but I"m not sure when?
Noodle commented on the post where I said the freezer had been left ajar, but I can’t find that either.
Bah!
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Can’t concentrate at work and was craving something salty and junky but the snack stand outside the office didn’t have any of the things I wanted so I ended up with these and wow they were Not Good
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I was reading about root cellaring veggies and decided to check the carrots. Carrots have always been my fail.
Well, that happened again. Usually they become bricks. This time a lot of them were molding. 
I gave away about 10 lbs of them because I know that they’ve always been my problem children. They usually just dry out. This time they didn’t. I suppose that change, any change, is progress, but having a compost bin full of moldy carrots just doesn’t feel like progress!
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My library branch is closed until further notice!
Bigger complaint for the people who actually work there since there was apparently a carbon monoxide leak. Hope they’re all OK.
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i really hate it when youtube interior designers put brand new sheets out of the package straight on the bed 
wash that shit first, nasty!
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also, all the fold marks!
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A book I enjoyed as a child was, like, “weird medical mysteries!” Where they talked about a real life medical detective case they’d had to work out why all these kids suddenly had horrific rashes or why everyone in town was down with a horrible gastro and the solutions were:
~45% “wash your hands properly, including under fingernails, before handling food”
~45% “wash every linen or clothing you buy before wearing” (like some cases were people who had washed it vs who hadn’t was the key to realising the problem item)
10% something else.
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I really hate being a dumb old bitch. The old part I can’t do much about, except that I think I should do better, and that’s the part I hate – the dumbness.
I really hate it when I do something REALLY dumb. And I just did. Worst case? it will kill me. Best case? I may have given myself food poisoning mild or not.
I hate being a dumb oldster! 
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my pod coffee maker hasn’t been working, so today I bought a bag of ground coffee to make pour over in the meantime.
I just plugged in the coffee maker in again after leaving it unplugged all day and it works fine now. of course.
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ok this is funny though. i hope you don’t end up feeling too bad! from one dumb old bitch to another 
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THREE people have ghosted me about picking up these giant moving boxes taking over my entire dining room.
At this point I will be 100% fully unpacked by the time I get someone to take them.
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My clearance bin coffee tastes bad. It tastes like how a rural diner in the 80s smelled. Like cigarettes.
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Ewwwww! Compost it!
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I hear coffee makes good fertilizer for the garden
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