Horrible.
Fuck everything
Sucks so much.
The person in the seat in front of me at this performance is wearing a very strong scent that I can smell through my mask. I really liked that decade or so when people in this city were low perfumes.
Ugh! I would find that quite distracting.
Ugh I’m sorry Bracken
Damn. That’s some heavy news - I’m so sorry you have to deal with that
I’m sorry.
My Samsung phone upgraded to a new version and now everything looks really different!!
There is a screaming cricket outside my window. It’s been screaming all night in horror. I get it, dude, I really do but can’t you let us sleep?? Once again keeping my headphones near me at all times has paid off.
(I know it’s not literally screaming but in my imagination it is.)
My supposedly chill child threw a glass hard, shattering it, for the crime of not letting him pee on the front lawn
Oh no. Was the shattered glass inside the house where it can be vacuumed instead of on the grass at least?
Inside the stupid open plan house where it can go everywhere.
Dang it. Why do they not throw the glass into a convenient garbage can?
Jury duty tomorrow. Fingers crossed I can get excused because I’m on vacation next week.
Audiobook I’ve been waiting on came up. So far it’s unbearably wankery. I’m giving it more time but this shit better pivot soon.
Just kidding I only made it 12 minutes and I couldn’t take it anymore.
I should really amend my taxes for a thing that will cost me $1k
The IRS probably won’t notice but I feel obligated to be a good person anyway
I’d be tempted to figure out my mistake later, when there’s a different administration in place.
… you have a good point