My retirement account is mocking me by hovering around a new milestone number for the last couple of weeks.
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Na-na-na - you can’t catch me!
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The snow is higher than my boots
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The paper people say it is here. It is not here
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I cannot in good conscience go to my uncle’s funeral in florida at the end of the month, even though he was the spouse of my favourite of my dad’s siblings.
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It wouldn’t happen to be in my neck of the woods, would it? I could go and be your representative/live stream for you.
I don’t blame you for not wanting to come here.
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Checking the family address book, I see she’s probably in Cape Coral. We’ve never been (we used to visit when she was in NJ, but she moved after my grandmother died). I probably have only seen her once in the past decade.
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Fraud alert on my credit card 
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The library closes at 5. It’s 4:25 and I don’t wanna. Same for the grocery order, it’s ready. I’m cozy and grumpy and just want to stay here, instead of do the rest of the things on my list for today. Sundays are stupid. No, M-F is stupid, actually.
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Who needs icy rain on 0 degree C temperature? It was going very slippery in seconds. Glad I am home now.
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I have just seen an ad for a $1,400 stroller. No
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Does it have an engine? Or whatever it is an ebike uses (I don’t know if it still counts as an engine)? Because otherwise, yikes.
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Nope 
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I probably want it. I don’t know why but I LOVE strollers and want many. (I have zero).
This is how you end up with a niche store or tik tok
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I have vomit on me and I don’t know where. It was a small vomit. I showered and changed. And it is still there so now I am in a bath hoping it goes away.
It also seems futile because I will probably get more on me.
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Is it Friday yet?
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Child had a pen in his pocket and now my favorite sweater is toast 
(along with many other things)
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Check online for possible ways to get the ink out - if you really love the sweater it’s worth trying.
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I tried
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Can you dye it?
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