Arcane corporate acronyms clearly created so that you could use a cool word to refer to your Corporate Thing because the underlying combination of words is utterly nonsensical.
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This work order I picked up is spiraling out in scope and getting more awful by the minute
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Trying to sleep during a heat wave. I’m horribly overtired.
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The tiniest of complaints - Mr. Meer bought more socks, which he needed to do, but he got a mixed pack of white, grey, and black and they’re different from the socks he already had so now none of them match when I do laundry. All my socks match, why can’t he have all his match?
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I was too tired to go get dinner so my dinner is yogurt and carrots.
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ADHD meds shortage
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Shotgunning hersheys syrup to feel something. What am I, 11???
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We have no chocolate at home because I ate it all.
Today I felt this lack keenly.
As if I weren’t personally responsible.
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Same. I bought a bag of chocolate chips, and peanut butter chips last week. I have no idea what happened but they are gone 
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I take a shot in your honor, friend
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Do you have tahini, cocoa powder, and honey?
I ate a chocolate I’m allergic to today. But I am so sick I will not notice the allergy and it was in my bathroom for unknown reasons
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Of these I only have honey. 
Ps sorry you’re sick!
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I think I caught it at the doctor’s office last week 
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We have furniture in front of all our radiators because a) tiny NYC apartment and b) usually the steam pipes we can’t control overheat the apartment anyway.
We’re having a cold snap all week and it’s 61 in the apartment. Lost the gamble today.
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Forgot I was out of coffee creamer. All I have is almond milk and I hate almond milk in coffee
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Amazing holiday in the most wonderful place, but sharing the experience with a rude and sulky teenager.
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After waiting 4 months for a pelvic floor PT apt, there was an ice storm. It got rescheduled for mid April.
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My barbell workout class was already full when I arrived at the gym today. Can’t wait until March wenn all the New Year’s Resolutions people are gone again.
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I am surprised they have lasted this long! 
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My feeling is the first to weeks were not as crowded as now.
Like they might have signed up in the first week and REALLY need to start working out now, once they have seen that the money has actually left their account. 
This too shall pass.
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