Twice I’ve had breakfasts in the $30 entree, need to be dressed properly range. The menu items were virtually identical to everywhere else but the execution was flawless.
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No thanks I prefer waffles
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I’ve noticed that some men are offended by my being happy without the valued input of men in my life. My dad and some men on dating apps really get mad about my choices.
Unfortunately I don’t really care what they think and I keep living the life that fits me.
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I bet you can buy reeeeaaaallly good waffles at a restaurant. Outside your house. You could get takeout but they’d be soggy and sad and ruin the experience
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Anyone who wants you to do otherwise isn’t worth your time.
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AMANDA WINS THE INTERNET.
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Gracias lo odio
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For the record I cook a fantastic breakfast and will make it for you any day. Just don’t move into my house. 
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I used to get eggs every Saturday, but it doesn’t happen any more unless I specifically ask, and they aren’t as good as I remember.
I’m sure there are compensating factors, but after 10pm they do not immediately come to mind. Probably if I go to bed things will look better in the morning.
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Not a problem. It’s too damn cold where you live in the winter.
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TC: It’s gonna be 18F overnight one day next week. Fuck. Two more months to Spring. Two loooonnnggg ass months.
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Or opinions on child-rearing, or pets.
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Its too hot outside but we have been inside too long.
Also I have waaaay overspent this month but taking the kids for a babyccino sounds like a great way to get outside.
Uugh I guess I’m making fruit salad and putting sunscreen on them instead.
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headache. I shouldn’t have consumed alcohol at the gathering yesterday. I know better.
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I have a similar complaint with a forecast of 8, which IMO is not a real weather number in the first place. But my forecast was closer to yours at about the time you posted, so I recommend you don’t look. Below 20 it’s all fake numbers anyway.
Oh, and don’t look at next weekend because there are more fake numbers.
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Blizzard and dropping temperatures. Brrrr.
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Apparently I have to parade during a frost next weekend. Twice. My costume is not warm and I am limited in how I can layer because I need to be able to move my arms a lot in our choreography.
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I have to finish my own self-review and four peer reviews, and I just do not want to do them.
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Someone just knocked on my door, and I should have looked at the camera, but I thought it was my neighbor who drops by every night. I answered and it was a stranger, and Oliver was losing his shit barking, and the lady wouldn’t stop talking and turns out she was trying to tell me the good news, that Verizon built new cell towers and that I should sign up for cell service 
I didn’t want to be rude and interrupt, but Oliver was literally barking over her whole sales pitch and trying to get through the tiny crack in the door, and after about 90 seconds I was like…ma’am, I’m sorry but my dog is not going to stop, and I’m not going to buy a phone plan from you so I don’t want you to waste anymore of your time. Seriously! It’s 7:30pm, there should be rules about soliciting, in general…but at night?
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That seems sketchy as hell. Be extra vigilant, that feels like a casing situation. Idk maybe I’m paranoid but that sends alarm bells. At least Oliver is an EXCELLENT deterrent lol.
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