I want to have a bolognese that I make but I don’t want to do any more dishes. I don’t have a dishwasher and I feel like the day is just neverending dishes.
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I went to Costco, stood in line for 30 min for them to open, got to the door and they were out of toilet paper. 
My mom is mailing me 12 giant rolls because apparently in New Orleans they are fully stocked again.
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Costco here has had it 1 out of 3 times I’ve been there since the panic buying started.
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I just ordered some Charmin from Sam’s Club and a few hours later it now says out of stock. Hopefully my order got filled before that. I haven’t seen a cancellation email yet so fingers crossed.
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Day 2 of staying in bed. Bah.
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My carefully planned 3 weeks of groceries didn’t even make it two adequately because most of the produce that was delivered and supposed to fill in the second half was rotten when I got it 
so husband has to go shopping again tomorrow.
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I read an article that AZ is the #1 state for panic toilet paper buying. Who knows why 
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My brie tasted like shit so I took a closer look at the label.
It’s mild!!!
AND ITS COCONUT FLAVOURED
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??!?!?!??@?
What do I do with this culinary atrocity?
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Grosssssss
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That’s a travesty.
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It might be grounds to start a huge complaints thread, to be honest.
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Normally I don’t mind when they put weird shit in cheese (hello, raspberry espresso white cheddar that I once got at the Mars Cheese Castle!). But that’s just plain wrong.
And you’ve caused me to have another tiny complaint, I cannot go to the Mars Cheese Castle. Nor can I browse the fancy cheese department at Trader Joe’s (it is too far to walk to and I don’t want to risk public transport).
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I literally gagged when I read the label in your picture.
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My replacement toilet seat was supposed to arrive yesterday and hasn’t even shipped yet.
When I have to get up to pee in the middle of the night I keep forgetting the toilet seat is broken and the lid goes crashing to the floor loudly. My downstairs neighbor must love me.
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There must be something about pandemics and toilet seats. Ours broke ~3 weeks ago. Turns out Walmart grocery curbside pick up will bring you a new toilet seat!
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I thought it said cocoa at first and was very excited. And then very, very disappointed.
Why? Why does suck a thing exist in the world?
Edit: I meant to say “such a thing” but I stand by my typo
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My favorite pajama pants are in the laundry under a damp towel. My second favorite pajama pants are MIA. My choices are now either my least favorite pair of pajama pants or (gasp) actual pants. It’s going to be a rainy day here, even more reason to stick with pajamas but I want my grey ones. 
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It’s storming and grey and I just want to wear my dragon onesie, but my grand boss is coming to our video meeting so I have to look like a professional adult.
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The sun out there cooks all y’all’s brains? Lol, who knows
Friendbook is really pushing mail order ED meds in my ads. Do they know something I don’t?
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