Noooooo 
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My mother in law found out we really like the magnetic close sleepers for the baby and so has been ordering us them off eBay. Yay right? Except every single one (3 so far) are sizes she’s already outgrown 
How do I convey gratitude but this doesn’t work vibes?
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“Thank you so much, we really appreciate blah blah. Unfortunately, Coffee Bean is (needed size) already so they don’t fit, but we so appreciate your thoughtfulness.”
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Boy Cat keeps climbing up on our big pots, chews on the plants, and then scatters dirt everywhere when he gets down 
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I bought the cheapest TV and am learning that it isn’t compatible with basically any app ever. It has this weird little app store with off-brand apps that will let me watch weird cartoons in other languages, for a fee.
I just want to watch Brooklyn Nine Nine in the living room! Help!
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I did not expect to spend the last hour squeezed behind my new washer with water spraying all over me. But now the hot water appears to be working, and laundry is being done! My contractor thought the valve was on, but it wasn’t. Plus I took the opportunity to flush the air bubbles out of the hot line.
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What brand is it? Does it have an HDMI port you could plug a laptop into?
Some people will do anything to avoid getting in the shower, geez. 
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I am unable to remember the word ‘paperclip’ in regular conversation and call it a trombone.
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True. I hate showering 
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Yes. And I can download things and put them on an external hard drive. There are workarounds. But it’s still a pain in the ass when I want it to work without any effort on my part.
If I get a Chromecast dongle will that fix everything?
(Hisense tv)
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I was just about to get in the shower when Daughter waltzed in and put herself in there. 
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Looks like it should but I haven’t seen anything that directly said yes or no.
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Not everything had a chrome cast app.
Roku? That’s what I use for my super old TV in the sewing room
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I’d be like “move over! I’m coming in!”
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Google Chromecast fixed it for us, almost everything we use can be sent from the appropriate app on our phones.
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I accidentally downloaded the remake of footloose instead of the original. I wanted to see young Kevin Bacon, goddamnit!
So the kids are watching Nacho Libre while I have a bath.
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I’m out of my open bottle of wine. Now I either have to open another bottle and deepen my commitment to being a wino, drink beer, or sober up.
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I ran out of my open bottle of tequila today. Now I only have special occasion mezcal or special occasion whiskey to choose from and it’s too early in the apocalypse for either of those.
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