Looks like the show is lying about their ages!!
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The fuck is happening?!?!?!
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Colby and Madeline just getting married all rushed like?
Jay and Rae going on a trip makes me happy. They both at least are taking some time. Jay and April’s break up though was brutal.
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Decision day spoilers
I JUST WATCHED THAT. I am shocked. I feel like he really pushed that on her, like in a weird controlling kind of way. Bad vibes.
Beware, reunion spoilers
MADLYN IS PREGGO. I am shooketh. Honestly I’m concerned for her. Something is seriously not right with Colby. I actually said to DH when he forced the quick proposal marriage double header, “I bet he tries to get her pregnant immediately, and then pushes her to not work,” and then BAM she walks in very pregnant to the reunion. 
Rae and Jake aren’t together but Rae came out as bi! 
Kind of disappointed because I really felt like they had a great energy together. I was worried she’d go back to Zay after the show ended, which she did, but then they broke up again. I just hope she can stay away from him forever.
Shanique and Randall are not engaged but they are dating and seem pretty good! He proposed in the decision day, then I guess they broke up for 6 months, and then got back together! I feel like they might make it after all? Maybe I’m too optimistic, lol.
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I have been reading along, and decided to save this series for June when I can really revel in the mess
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finale & reunion
Totally agree with @AllHat about Madlyn and Colby. The minute I saw the instant wedding I was like “nooooooo he’s locking it in so that she doesn’t have a chance to come to her senses!”. And now she’s pregnant?!?!?? Now she really can’t leave. He is such bad news.
What is up with everyone’s super ugly hair at the reunion? Madlyn’s is the only change that looks good. I think the producers want to make it clear that this is “later” but they mostly just look awful!!
Wow, Shanique and Randall both seem like they’ve matured from going through this and they might eventually work out!
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Finale/Reunion
I’m glad it wasn’t just me, but yikes. Their body language right after the wedding was so awkward as well; like two people trying to do an impression of happiness.
Also this was on reddit, lol.
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What even is this show???!!!
Perfect for today but wut?
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Welcome.
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So far the best moment of the show was the couple with a headboard shelf and they give up and try sleeping under it because it’s so stupid.
Also you guys have spoiled everything for me because I click the spoilers and so Madlyn’s friends are like - we really hope dating Randall makes you dump Colby and it just seems like good solid friendships. Jake I love. April and Zay are both influencers? Maybe I’ll be an influencer when I grow up
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I guess they are all too young to know that breaks cause years of mess. Don’t be on a break. Break up. And Vanessa is just too gleeful.
I mean I dumped G a few days before our baby was born. No regrets. We both needed that. And we still made a mess getting back together. But a six week break and getting messy with other people with issues. No ononono
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Polo???
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You are perfect for me. But you are not dtf do we are done. I see you maddie. Been there felt that. Usually after one date not a month tho
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Your sass level is on point.
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Rae’s mom is the best marriage and relationship coach. Can I hire her?
So far it appears no one should be together except maybe Alexis and hunter. And I am still sad to not see what would have happened with April up against that energy
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Summary
What? I did not fully process the spoilers. As soon as he proposes he rolls up a minister so she can’t think before getting married? No friends, no mom? And does Colby have friends? Or family? Is he heir to a ranch that will get divided between distant cousins if she doesn’t marry him today?
Is it a legal wedding? Did she plan her vows? I’m confused by everything.
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Summary
You are not confused that is exactly what happened. Wait until you get to the reunion episode.
Basically this show is absolutely bonkers.
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I got total creep vibes off Colby from the start! His last big move was totally intentional. Yuck. Love this whole trash show though lol
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Yeah, the whole “she says she doesn’t want kids but she just needs the right guy to convince her, and that’s me”. Puke puke puke.
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Alright, question for you all. I’m going to see my friend who was almost on the lez ultimatum, but either got cut at the last minute or the show was cancelled. Do I ask about it and if so how?
She lives in another city and we are close friends who don’t talk besides catch-up texts/hanging in person in the same place.
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Definitely ask!!! If you want a not weird opener you could do a sort of, “the other day someone was talking about binge watching the ultimatum and that reminded me, weren’t you going to be on a show or something? what ever happened with that?”
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