Yes she knows about the “quiet old lady whispering HUSH” in Goodnight Moon and that’s the extent of it.
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I sympathize as 37 year old who also doesn’t understand she is yelling
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You have also described my husband 
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We only let our kid help feed the dog one dinner and would not give the dog “more more more more”.
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Asked if he wanted to sing the Robinhood song. Yes! So we started to sing. Instant wailing
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Every door. Every button.
“I do by myself”
Dude, if you need to be lifted it isn’t by yourself and if you don’t ask in time just deal with it. Also if you sit in brudder’s seat in the bike then you never get to push traffic lights quit yelling
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Mac & cheese takes 8-10 minutes to cook, rather than the preferred time of zero seconds
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We have a laundry tyrant who wants to see the washing machine in use 24/7. He has a washing machine sound (swish swish swish) and movement (twist twist twist) that he does when he wants to watch it run.
Well little buddy we have no more laundry to wash right now. Cue the tantrum 
Also he doesn’t like when clothes go into the dryer, he wants them back in the washer!
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This is not a tantrum, but: you know how toddlers like to repeat things? Well mine’s latest is “I need more wine.” Way to go me 
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Don’t we all, tiny human?
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OK but that little candy cane suit!!! omg
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She ate dirt. It wasn’t as tasty as she hoped.
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He called the dog and the dog came over! The nerve!
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The butt flap KILLS me.
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The Hanukkah candles have gone out
Salvaged by playing with his wooden menorah set 
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