Did not let him eat or drink his falooda by using the messy end of the straw as a spoon
*milkshake with vermiceli for an idea of the mess
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Dada started playing a different level of the video game than what the wiggler wanted him to play.
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Asked if he wanted PB&J in squares or triangles. Cut into squares on request, then didn’t want it at all bc it was cut
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Oh lord I am cutting things all wrong lately 
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Seems rude of dada! Lol 
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I have found that some of the tantrums lately when he rolls on the ground we have had 70% success redirecting pretending he is playing “peek-a-boo” lol
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I’ve only worn Crocs or flip flops practically since Mo was born and today I’m wearing boots because a foot of snow and she is MAD ABOUT IT.
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Hahaha I’m glad I’m not the only one who Enrages the Overseer by not wearing my correct Uniform.
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I wouldnt let her draw near her eyes with a texta.
I wouldnt let rocks from her rock collection in her mouth.
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We opened the baby gate. Then, we closed the baby gate.
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I suggested we bake cookies. Tantrum ensued because cookies did not magically appear that second.
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Because I squashed/ patted her tomato sauce- and- cheese wrap after I rolled it. We had to make the whole thing again because it was WRONG.
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Took the frozen waffle and put it in the microwave.
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GASP how dare
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My toddler would say “hot don’t touch” to the waffle out of the microwave so seems universal as a no no hahaha
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omg the current phrase on repeat is “COZY AGAIN,” shouted at top volume, when I wrap her up in her blanket and it falls off when she moves. Do toddlers understand that they are yelling? Because I’m ready to tell her she needs to use her inside voice.
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IME no they do not. They are all caps all the time
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lol yes this is exactly the vibe!!
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I had the audacity to wash my kiddos hair tonight! Also to put PJs on for bed time.
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Absolutely they do not but try to teach them to whisper anyway because playing “quiet, loud” with a toddler is HILARIOUS. Hot spit whispers that are somehow JUST as loud. It’s so bad/good. Can’t not laugh.
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