Not enough cats (old sailing superstition).
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Diesel is exclusively derived from brimstone.
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Not enough compression to light off the diesel and the salt water in the tank at the same time.
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I have had no problems at all with diesel engines today. You must be doing something wrong. Have you tried acupuncture, throat singing, and yoga?
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Don’t be dumb. Engines need tea tree oil, ylang ylang and a saje smudge. Not yoga. Uggggh
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The last half dozen posts are utterly delightful.
In nod to the purpose of the thread, my question is how did you all get so delightful?
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Yoga, essential oils, and activated crystals carried inside the bra.
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Are you trying to get them killed?!
What you really need is an old priest and a young priest. Oh and some windex.
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AND A HORSE WIENER
(… does anyone get that reference or do I just look like a weirdo?)
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I knew I liked you.
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No virgins needed? Interesting…
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It’s implied in the 2 priests.
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You will find in history a very poor correlation…
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And a lot of malfunctioning diesel engines.
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I only buy diapers for night time, and for 8 months my “whatever is cheapest” strategy worked. PC brand diapers broke that strategy and I just ordered a proven brand.
What do with these dumb open diapers? Who do they go to?
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Did they just not work for 
or were they defective?
If it was a body/diaper mismatch thing, I would donate to local shelters or food banks. If defective, I would get someone else to call and complain for you.
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They hold like 2h of pee, not 8-12h
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I would donate them or gift through Buy Nothing.
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Did you use less 1/4 of the box? I’d return them and tell them they don’t work as advertised.
If you used more, I’d give them on buy nothing.
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Is having like, a LOT of kids part of the cottage core thing? I’m all of a sudden seeing all these IG moms who dress their seven kids in unbleached linen and drink tea and wear sun hats and stuff, but religion doesn’t seem to be playing a role? Just curious what like, social trend this fits into?
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