Agreed I wish I was better at coming up with them
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Tried on a crown she wasnât supposed to and it got tangled. Now she has to regrow her hair.
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Recently became a vampire and can no longer tolerate sunlight. In a separate incident, lost her voice in a deal with a sea witch.
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Grandparents and admirers bought the children far too many stuffed animals, and she was smashed under a cascade of squishmellows. Intensive PT is required for post fluff recovery.
(I may be projecting with this one)
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Or one of those enormous Costco bears
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Thoughts on her uncle being on celebrity big brother and talking about her last night?
Some highlighted quotes:
âI think they should leave her alone right now because thereâs a reason why theyâre [family] not talking about it and they are giving her a little bit of space. I just think itâs fundamentally wrong and if it was happening to anybody else they would think to give them some space.â
Asked if Kate will be watching "if she is itâll be behind a sofa, a nice one in a nice house
Also the Ministry of Defense said she would be at the June 8th Trooping the Color, and Kensington Palace has already walked that back.
The plot thickens
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I notice he didnât even say in what country
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So sheâs on The Masked Singer, is what Iâm taking from that. Or whatever that show is called.
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Mmm there we have it. Kate Middleton ran off after she fell in love with Lizfish. You heard it here first folks!
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To quote my aunt- âif you wonât add to the gossip, youâll become a part of itâ
Why yes that family is deeply toxic why do you ask 
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Thank you kindly.
Iâm fairly certain Iâm not her type. Our social Venn diagrams do not cross AT ALL .
That would definitely make me her bit of rough though and I reckon I can get on board with that. Sheâs welcome round anytime as long as she doesnât look too long at the carpetâŚ
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Only publicly. I bet there is a secret underground ring of some kind youâre just not telling us about.
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Shhhh 
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I so recommend this article âThis is just weirdâ: BuzzFeed Newsâ former royals reporter on Kate Middleton, Palace PR, and distrust in the media | Nieman Journalism Lab
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That was a really good read thank you!
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I have joined this thread and am very interested to follow along.
While I love the âgrowing out her bangsâ theory, I like to imagine that Kate is suffering from a poop-related medical condition, say Crohnâs disease or colitis. The sort of medical issue that normal people will talk about but a Royal press team would find far too undignified. I have zero basis for this theory.
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Have deleted my previous post because I donât want the person involved to get in trouble (however unlikely) and I forgot this is the public bit of the forum.
But I am 100% Kateâs love interest, just to be clear.
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How bad are the bangs?
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WAIT CAN THEY GET IN TROUBLE?? Royalty is so confusing to me
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This was a very very good read. Thank you for sharing!
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