Princess of Wales Conspiracy theories?

Because we were taking over the meme thread

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she hasn’t been seen since december christmas day, which is now 2 months, but the surgery story and timeline is a bit suss…they said it was a planned surgery but won’t confirm what it is, and she had planned engagements on the calendar even the very next day, and they didn’t announce it til days later.

She got pushed out for a full photoshoot in makeup the day after high risk pregnancies as proof of life, that is it is suspicious. And the King has cancer but is still posting photos and responses to well wish notes. But nothing, not even a staged “feeling better” post. But if she really is getting a chance to recoup from a surgery and be blissfully way from the public eye I AM SO HAPPY FOR HER. But it would not be the MO for that family.

I may be too deep into this and I don’t know why

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Yeeeeesssesssss, join me in conspiracy land

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Have you gotten to the “friend of Prince William shows up dead at 45 on William’s estate and then he cancels and he cancels his funeral engagement for his godfather with 40 minutes notice the next morning and no explanation” part yet?

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It’s very suspect. Like is she having some mental breakdown and they come up with the BS “planned surgery” story? And they deny it’s cancer, but cancer surgery and treatments could explain the timeline and mysterious absence.

Very, very, weird. Where are all those phone taps Harry complained about?

And Pippa Middleton’ ex / 2nd cousin’s hubby killing himself? Coincidence?

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And then William dipping on his godfather’s funeral for “personal reasons” with no further explanation?

There’s a bunch of stuff about maybe divorce proceedings because of Wiliam’s affair and Kate just being fucking over being paraded around as the pretty pretty princess in service of the fucked up royal family.

(I am awaiting with bated breath the tell all Oprah interview at Harry and Meghan’s )

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the darker stories I’ve seen say it is DV and she’s in a bad state and they are covering for William.

My favorite stories are she got BBL surgery.

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Oh don’t like that at all.

The BBL is hilarious to me. Or that she got bangs and regrets them.

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Affair? Missed this.

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Hilarious! Kate with a big ol’ booty!

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Actually this is my favorite and I would love it. More power to her, if I had the ability to not show up to work until a bad haircut fixed itself I would do that

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Been rumors in press for years. Which of course I only learned about in the past 2 weeks because I never paid attention to them until this became a weird internet hole I fell into

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the scary things regarding the DV or just worse medical event than they are rumoring is that 1) ambulance with police escort was seen going to her estate on Dec 27

  1. Spanish journalist is claiming they have a source that says she’s in a coma. royal press prints ridiculous stuff all the time to sell tabloids, but this journalist isn’t usually on that beat. Also the UK royal reporters if they can’t print it will sometimes leak to foreign press, and the Spanish journalist keeps saying their source is solid even when pressed

gosh we should break this into its own thread oops

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I would not be opposed to a thread for this subject. I’m in the “I DON’T EVEN GO HERE” segment of the population but watching the theories is … fascinating. O_O;;

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BBL

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uh. Wait. I’M IN THE THREAD FOR THIS ALREADY??
magic just occurred???

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It’s my favorite nonsense theory really.

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Yes I moved the posts so the meme thread would be clean

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:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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