Princess of Wales Conspiracy theories?

Does Kate have brothers? Or maternal uncles?

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Most genetic baldness comes from the mother’s father.

My father went very bald very young and my poor Waffles has glorious locks of hair that sadly almost certainly won’t be accompanying him into adulthood :pensive:. My brothers get to keep their hair, their maternal grandfather had gloriously thick hair.

The genetics of baldness is more complex than that and other genes can influence it so it’s not like if your mother’s father didn’t go bald and you did infidelity must be afoot! If your mother’s father was very bald and so were all 4 of his brothers and you are a xy chromosome person, you are going to lose your hair. Sorry Waffles.

Edit: Kate’s dad has thick hair. Is it all real though? Did William ultimately marry Kate in order to restore hair to the throne?

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I hope that she can get to her healthiest weight now if her surgery was successful (if it was Chrons/colitis related)

Dungeon is also possible. They have so many to use.

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As far as I understand we have infinitely more effective treatments in the past few years than we did before for baldness, so probably going to be even better in another decade.

But also bald can look great and confidence looks the best so I hope people feel like they can rock it and don’t feel like they have to do the treatments

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Yes - I still remember alt/sexybaldcaptains

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It shows how much I am new to this whole having a royal opinion thing because I genuinely could not pick either of them out of a lineup until the Oprah/meghan/Harry interview.

Princess Diana though for sure she was on a lot of fucking tea towels

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My sister and I were going to marry them so I have been invested for a long time.

I did end up with a tall redhead with a stupidly complicated and uncommunicative family so it worked out as it should.

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Damn manifested that

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I’ll have to tell him this. It should earn a chuckle.

Did I ever tell y’all how my husband was foretold to me by a seer?

:sparkles:Destiny :sparkles:

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No you did not! I want to hear this story!!

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a real phenomenon!! my best friend has been obsessed with eddie vedder since the 90s and married a dude who looks very much like him and plays guitar in a pearl jam tribute band!!!

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Drama today! (No new info/nothing actually happened)

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Yeah tell that to Ponder whose maternal grandfather had thick hair, while Ponder’s been getting thinner since he was mid-20’s. Fortunately it turns out I am unbothered, and nobody else matters :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

Duckling also has a maternal grandad with a thick crop of hair in his 50’s so that might work out better for him.

Glad to see Kate appears somewhat OK.

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New theory dropped.

That wasn’t Kate in the video, but actually Heidi Agan, a well known Kate lookalike hired for the purposes of quieting up the rabble. (It’s me, I’m the rabble)

Someone who just had abdominal surgery and has needed to stay out of the public eye for this long wouldn’t be walking so easily and carrying that giant bag.

Plus it hasn’t been enough time to grow out the bad bangs.

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Would she need to be hired? If I was a look a like this would be my moment!

“Hi honey! Great news, we’re going on vacation to the posh countryside. With that William lookalike you hate! Don’t touch me in public unless we’re doing a bit and really really sorry about the rent the runway charges… I can quit ubereats for 3 years I really can”

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https://x.com/sugabelly/status/1769901556302794886?s=20

What a wild side plot

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Reclaim your shit, China. Get it.

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