Princess of Wales Conspiracy theories?

William, is that you?

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The royals are the original influencers. It’s nothing new, they still do it with royal business warrants. They just don’t want to call it influence. And Charles already has been running a value added farm products company since the 90s

Meghan was already doing lifestyle blogging fairly successfully before she met Harry and had to give it up. Now that she is no longer a working royal and her family has no security protection from the crown, get that bag meghan

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Nope, but we still see him reading well wishing cards, and see his spouse and family visiting him at the hospital and “working from home” styled shots.

All of these are things Kate could do without getting into the specifics of her diagnosis if she thinks a colostomy bag is too unprincessly - especially given the fever pitch of speculation around her. People are asking for a proof of life out of worry. Not a doctored photo.

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“People are asking for proof of life out of worry.”

Hmmm, I don’t entirely buy that but ok. I think people just like gossip And for some reason this non-issue looms large.

So let’s say she does a sitting down photo. Then people are gonna be gossiping about why isn’t she standing. What is she trying to hide when she’s sitting. Is Somebody holding her down, is she being tied down? Do her legs work?!

People, just chill. At some point the nefarious terrible thing that happened to Catherine, Princess of Wales that ya’ll are imagining will be revealed. “They” can’t keep it hidden forever.

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Haha nope!

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She looks Alive and well, and TMZ says they confirmed from the metadata is from Saturday near their Windsor location

https://x.com/TMZ/status/1769819450990322114?s=20

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A whole lot of rumors (just rumors) that the succession is being redone. If it is skipping Charles due to concerns/crime/etc, there would need to be a regent because next in line is 10 years old

It is assumed Harry turned such role down if offered during 45 min visit in January

Barack Obama made an unplanned “courtesy visit” to number 10 Downing today.

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I love a good regency! I know they discussed skipping Charles and it ultimately didn’t happen. And glad she is looking well! Succession planning is an excellent reason to divert attention - especially because you don’t want to incite panic. If they bother to consult me, I think I’d suggest a max age of 50 at succession. Waiting for my phone call!

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Do you mean William?

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Yes William I am smart

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Doesn’t really matter, all those rumors you posted are shiite anyway.

But I know you acknowledged them as “out there. “

Haha I was confused. I was looking at photos of him last night. As a balding man myself of roughly the same age - he needs to let it go. I like to think I’ve at worst maintained how I looked with hair - maybe better looking now. He has gone down hill fast without hair.

He should have gone short/shaved in 2014. It looks like he did try in 2018.

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Ahhh you’re saying that QE2 had a good head of hair, Charchar is not the best but Willynilly is too bald to succeed. I think this is my favourite. Never expected to get into Royal gossip in my 40th year, but here we are.

Have we done in depth analysis of Georgiepeorgiepudding’s likeliehood of a hairline.

I’m glad my heirline isn’t affected by my hairline

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Are you saying the crown is HAIR-reditary?

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You’re not dissuading us from you being William with that comment😂

But, I mean, what is a symbolic publicly funded monarchy for if not for rumors? Seems like an awful waste of (not my) money and space if there is no gossip.

I’d much rather speculate on this than Kate being in a coma, which I rather hope is over now.

Though, as you pointed out- any photos and video of her will be scrutinized to death (I think it looks like her but some think it doesn’t) But that looks infinitely more convincing than previous attempts and calming the PR crises

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If this mean she is alive and probably relatively well, great!
But what the hell has been going on? None of my questions are answered.

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It is the head of state

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Doesn’t look like a BBL at this angle

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