Sorry for the scare! 
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This is especially stupid to me because my kid is going thru a big Franklin phase rn
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Kohler Can Access Data and Pictures from Toilet Camera It Describes as “End-to-End Encrypted”
In October Kohler launched Dekota, a $600-plus-monthly-subscription device that attaches to the rim of your toilet and collects images and data from inside, promising to track and provide insights on gut health, hydration, and more. To allay the obvious privacy concerns, the company emphasizes the sensors are only pointed down, into the bowl, and assures potential buyers that the data collected by the device and app are protected with "end-to-end encryption”.
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Dude WHAT bahahaha
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I mean, at what point do we have to decide that people who play stupid games are gonna win stupid prizes?
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I’m absolutely savoring “your rear end data”
More after I process that.
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thank you for the quotation marks 
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Honestly that was a surprisingly wholesome read LOL
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Boots full of piss!
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What I’m going to say the next time I’m getting away with something for 3 minutes before it becomes obvious
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Husband and I got a kick out of this failure mode. Probably the first of many.
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The memes are on the meme page but the articles belong here 
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This is amazingly bonkers
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That’s a whole new level of crazy boss.
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Did you see the update? OP simply hired an intern to do the crazy boss stuff so they could focus on the actual nonprofit job stuff!!! And it worked!
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Not a fun one 
TLDR a tank of methylmethacrylate will likely rupture because mitigations to cool it down aren’t working, possibly causing a chain reaction with neighboring tanks and large toxic (actually!) chemical spill. 40k people evacuated.
This is a healthy 45-60min from me.
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