Not On My Bingo Card

Uuuugh

Today has a heist theme

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/us/lego-theft-california-arrest.html?unlocked_article_code=1.uk8.XJkE.Mh_znQsvMEwX&smid=url-share

And more serious(?)

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Jurassic Park?

Deets

Yes, but more movie set than movie :joy:

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Nice knowing y’all!

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Hoo boy.

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Uh, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this movie…

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Good one! Or… bad…:thinking:

Better than the national guard? :grimacing:

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Maybe we can send the national guard to hunt down diseased monkeys?

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It’s interesting that initially the article said the monkeys were infected with covid, hep C, and a virulent strain of herpes, but now it has been amended to say they are not infectious?

Nothing to see here, folks.

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Suuuuuuuuuuure

WINK. WINK.

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Hep C and Herpes are fecal and sexually/blood transmitted so as long as you don’t touch the monkey poop or genitals or share a needle with them then this isn’t an entirely inaccurate statement?

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OK this is a happy one I think.

MUSHROOM COMPUTERS! :mushroom::mushroom::mushroom:

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Oh that would be so cool

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Not on my bingo card

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Wow!!!

Also, cue the… :roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes:

the shot they want to give your baby right after birth is a pesticide poisoning reversal medication!? Why would your baby be exposed to pesticides in a hospital? Ridiculous!

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Oh man I didn’t see this. Uuughhhh

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To be clear, the article said Vitamin K can help if unintended beings consume the pesticides (because the pesticides are anticoagulants and block vit K function). It didn’t compare this to the Vitamin K shot at birth. I’m just “quoting” a pretend mom’s group post.

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Oh thank God I thought I somehow missed a hell comments section

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